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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I think carrots is the best reply. I like carrots. I like them raw. I like them in cake. I like them cooked and with honey. I like them in salad. I hate grammar. I really, really do!
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I think I hate grammar more than I think I hate the satan.

You want an example? No? You are going to get one anyway.

Oh god! That was so hard to write I forgot the example.

Oh, I remember. Grammar **** you wants satan to have a capital S. I say, No! and **** you!
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I won't lie. I might lie by mistake or rarer by omission, but then again the majority seems to have the opinion that those would not be lying.....so.....I don't lie. Which is something that I can add to my resume. OK?
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
So there is a new magazine out about how intelligent machine might really be the end all and I do not doubt it.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I think I hate grammar more than I think I hate the satan.

You want an example? No? You are going to get one anyway.

Oh god! That was so hard to write I forgot the example.

Oh, I remember. Grammar **** you wants satan to have a capital S. I say, No! and **** you!
gRAmmer und spelzingg rulle proBblUm noE
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Without an umbrella, of course.

Walk one was rather nice and rather dry
Walk two, the mile walk to my car to go home, was rather loud, wet, with occasional bright flashes of light... with rain coat and not with umbrella
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Planted a couple dozen tree seedlings today...
Redbud
Cedar
Catalpa
Why for the love of the Gods would you plant Redbud? They're a freaking weed.

Okay, we intentionally have some of these weeds, but what in the **** were we thinking when we let them survive? I've got almost enough seedlings in my flower beds and other places the mower won't go to make an entire lawn of them!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Why for the love of the Gods would you plant Redbud? They're a freaking weed.
One of me favorite "weeds" then.
They're a hardier understory tree than dogwoods,
& they have the purtiest red flowers in springtime.
Okay, we intentionally have some of these weeds, but what in the **** were we thinking when we let them survive? I've got almost enough seedlings in my flower beds and other places the mower won't go to make an entire lawn of them!
No, you're thinking of burning bush....those things are really weedy.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I am sooooo sick and tired of political idiocy on both sides of the aisle at pretty much all levels.....
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I am sooooo sick and tired of political idiocy on both sides of the aisle at pretty much all levels.....
For
you
Boo
Boo....
th
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
When I was younger, during my past life, I looked to my mom and saw her emotional resilience and never crying as a sign I had to be very tough, since she is a woman he doesn't cry and I felt I had to prove to myself and the world I was a guy.
Now, in my newer and happier life, I get emotionally overwhelmed, and remind myself my mom wouldn't cry.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I don't want to wait another week for my orthopedic specialist appointment. I want to get up on the operating table today. I want this pain I'm in now to end and to get the difficulty and hassle and pain of surgery over with.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Every year, me grounds look better & better.
Hostas grow larger....trees grow taller....disturbed yard areas fill in
with grass & weeds....the war against garlic mustard is slowly won.

Yes, I don't kill weeds in the lawn.
Weeds need love too.
 
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