The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I wish I had some good appetite suppressant. I hate how my appetite, since I got IBS, at times is just insatiable. Even eating until I'm stuffed leaves me still feeling hungry.

 

[Wirey]

I wish I had some good appetite suppressant. I hate how my appetite, since I got IBS, at times is just insatiable. Even eating until I'm stuffed leaves me still feeling hungry.

Try drinking beer with every meal. All the belching makes food taste terrible.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Try drinking beer with every meal. All the belching makes food taste terrible.

well, crappy beer does that, but not the good stuff...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Try drinking beer with every meal. All the belching makes food taste terrible.

Well, yeah, I guess I would need cheap crap that isn't properly paired if I was to drink it at every meal. Which would make eating repulsive if I had to drink Bush or Coors or Bud or PBR any time I ate.

 

[savagewind]

Apple cider donuts. That is my goal today. I haven't made donuts in a long time.
Last weekend I went to an old-fashioned cider press.
Most of the apples that went into the old falling apart press were apples that could not be eaten
unless you were starving and those are all you had.
The wood around the baskets was rotting and falling off.
There was a puff mushroom near-by which I stepped on because I had not seen it before
I stepped on it.
Some of the apples were picked up off the ground around the apple trees.
My friend started washing some apples but the others just started throwing them in.
What I think was really gross was that some of the plastic jugs had had milk in them.
I took a gallon home, but one which used to have cider in it.
My hands were stained black for a day or two from something in the old wood.
Of course, there were bees which kept falling in the cider.
Gloves? No, no gloves. People would just dip their hands in.
I am absolutely not making this up. I would if I could. I can't.
Now I have a gallon of cider and I did drink some. Haha. So far, so good.
I shall boil down some of the cider to make the donuts. It is strained cider, of course.

 

[Wu Wei]

You just don't see troubadours anymore

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm to the point I wish people would shove their phones and their computers and other electronic bull**** up their *** and quit pestering me over it. I got into repairing and fixing those things to make money, not to be people's ***** and have it expected of me to do it and expected to do it for free. I'm to the point even if it's a friend, the next person who doesn't even realize they have to at least pay for a screen (and maybe display depending on how damaged the screen is) I'm likely to flip out on. The next one who bugs me about progress is going to get an earful of things that don't sound nice. And especially **** "family" who has never had anything to ever do with me until they needed some **** looked at.
My phone is already turned off for the day, and the day has barely just started.

 

[Wirey]

I just finished a very difficult task. I believe I deserve a carrot.

 

[Wu Wei]

anyone ever seen a squirrel wrestle a seagull

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I think I'm going to write a song about how much I hate people.

 

[Wirey]

I think I'm going to write a song about how much I hate people.

It's been done:

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's been done:

That's simply just not angry enough. I'm thinking more along the lines of making "I wanna slit your throat and **** the wound" look very nice and "people = ****" seeming like a very pleasant compliment.

 

[Wu Wei]

I wonder what coffee tastes like on the moon

 

[Wu Wei]

If trains stop at a train station...... then what about a work station?

 

[sun rise]

You just don't see troubadours anymore

You don't go to RenFairs or participate in cosplay?

 

[savagewind]

If I could give you a donut I wouldn't.

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't go to RenFairs or participate in cosplay?

Every see a 1500 pound killing machine at a RenFair or cosplay.....

 

[sun rise]

Every see a 1500 pound killing machine at a RenFair or cosplay.....

But your true name is Teddy.

 

[Wirey]

We had a fatality on another site today involving someone in their 30s. Sweet merciful crap.