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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Brickjectivity

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I have a theory that some strong smelling hair gels get people high, and that is why they keep putting hair gels into their hair.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I have a theory that some strong smelling hair gels get people high, and that is why they keep putting hair gels into their hair.
Speaking of hair gel.....
Do you know the favorite charity of Michael Jackson & Richard Pryor?
The Ignited Negro College Fund
 

Brickjectivity

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Speaking of hair gel.....
Do you know the favorite charity of Michael Jackson & Richard Pryor?
The Ignited Negro College Fund
Black Jesus, Black Santa and Black George Washington were having a discussion about why there were no white people in heaven. Jesus said "majority vote"
 

savagewind

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So, maybe you have deduced by now that I have broken my 2018 resolution. I had a rough day.
Now, the question is.....can one glass of wine do the same damage as three or four glasses? I am not driving. Just posting (Jesus said that). Hahahahahahahahahy "Just posting" is what he said to write. OK?
 

savagewind

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Jesus...........or satan......I don't know! said something and now I forget what it was he/she said! Honest toi God!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Tonight I got to tell four kids that mom's not coming. She called like maybe four minutes before I had to cancel the visitation, and as I was talking to her, I could tell the kids knew who I was talking to, they knew what was going on, and I could see the heartbreak and devastation on their faces before I even ended the call. :(
 

savagewind

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Tonight I got to tell four kids that mom's not coming. She called like maybe four minutes before I had to cancel the visitation, and as I was talking to her, I could tell the kids knew who I was talking to, they knew what was going on, and I could see the heartbreak and devastation on their faces before I even ended the call. :(
That is so sad.
 
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