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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Rough Beast Sloucher

Well-Known Member
It's My Birthday!
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Interesting. I wonder if he will match his reputation.
By those I know, he is thought fondly of and well liked. By my coworkers, not so much. From those I know, he sounds like a decent guy. From my coworkers, he sounds like an *******.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I've noticed lately a sharp increase in my speech where I get syllables and even words out of place and jumbled up. Today I mentioned a "business successful man" and had my nephew "falling out the arm and breaking his tree." :eek:
Keeping up at a neurotypical rate of speech, and thus not giving me much time at all to consider my words and how to say them, I'm remembering how hard it is.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I've noticed lately a sharp increase in my speech where I get syllables and even words out of place and jumbled up. Today I mentioned a "business successful man" and had my nephew "falling out the arm and breaking his tree." :eek:
Keeping up at a neurotypical rate of speech, and thus not giving me much time at all to consider my words and how to say them, I'm remembering how hard it is.
That also happens if one has had tee many martoonies.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
That also happens if one has had tee many martoonies.
I've come to have a bit of a resentment for alcohol. Not to the point teetotalism, but, dammit, all these *****es at work can drink all they want off the clock and get **** faced plastered, but if I want a night with mary jane I would have to break additional laws (asides from possession) in order to pass a urine analysis, while Ms. Pukesherbrainsout is just fine as long as she's not showing up to work under the influence or hungover. All just because the second most deadliest drug we have is legal, while the drug that there is no possible way to actually fatally overdose (well, it does have an LD50 but it's so high it's just not practical in anyway to smoke that much) is illegal and just using it once means you have a problem and you're an elevated risk user.o_O
 

Rough Beast Sloucher

Well-Known Member
It's My Birthday!
I've noticed lately a sharp increase in my speech where I get syllables and even words out of place and jumbled up. Today I mentioned a "business successful man" and had my nephew "falling out the arm and breaking his tree." :eek:
Keeping up at a neurotypical rate of speech, and thus not giving me much time at all to consider my words and how to say them, I'm remembering how hard it is.

Breaking your tree can be really painful.

Spoonerism, swapping syllables to form real but inappropriate words, is the ultimate form of mixup, like 'the Lord is a shoving leopard'. (Loving shepherd) Professor Spooner did this frequently usually not being aware he was doing it. My all time favorite is what he said to a lazy and disinterested student. "You have tasted the entire worm!"
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Love it when tech folks schedule meetings and are not certain of the technology they are using and have things in the logon that say try this first, it if doesn't work...try something else...... gives one such a sense of how competent they are......
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
This thread is more interesting than most other threads. And, it's a good thing too as it comes up so often in Alerts.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
basically a 30 minute meeting saying we're awesome and you should know it too...waste of 30 minutes of my day
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm leaning on it.....get your mind out of the gutter you filthy degenerate reprobate...humans.... What bunch of deviants
You know about humans - they contain all sorts of creatures in their makeup - snakes, bats, blood sucking insects, jackals, dung beetles, sharks and more.
 
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