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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Random...... and meaningless...hmmm...ok

Teleprompter oatmeal walrus Buick sticks
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Hopefully today I won't get the urge to play kick the baby. I think I'm going to cut this brat down to once a week because there is only so much I can do and it's going to fall heavily and primarily on his parents anyways.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Too bad I can't be a cruel, sadistic, schadenfreude with my clients and offer them a piece of the 1,000,000+ scoville gumballs I ordered.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Could be worse....
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beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
You should try to negotiate a truce with @beenherebeforeagain
Squirrels are impossible to get rid of. We always come back, and if it's not us, it's a cousin or other relative...

That said, I've found that safflower seeds at about 20-30 percent of what you put out reduces interest. Don't put out corn (and avoid the mixes that include corn whole or ground up), or if you do, put it out a short distance away, especially on a bungee-cord feeder or the one that has three blades and spins around. That entertains us and will draw our interest.

A BB or pellet gun also works, but all you're really doing is injuring us in such a way that we go elsewhere to die...and shortly enough, others will move in to replace us.
 
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