Thief
Rogue Theologian
apparently @Revoltingest.......has graduated
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
Graduated from what?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
ooops ....on your part
Kindergarten.
The only graduation ceremony I ever attendded.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I learned there will be duels going on at the LARP players ball. The prospect of potentially maybe killing some excites me.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had so little respect for the whole thing, but did it anyways for my mom when I graduated from community college, I don't think I showed up hungover I think I was still just drunk. And I wore my Tripp pants with all the chains and Slayer shirt. And it was cold, damp, and nasty outside, and it held outside. I didn't have a jacket. I was miserable.
Moral of the story: graduation ceremonies are way over rated and such a dreadful experience that no one should ever want to through with them because you'll wish you could just hurry and die and puke along side the road on the way to it.
I dislike crowds & ceremony.
(There tend to be people at them.)
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yeah. But they're easier to deal with when you've had a good amount to drink. Or after a Xanax bar.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Riddle me this one RF: I meet a new client today, he's roughly about where I am with Aspergers and a hyper active mind, he has IBS, he doesn't have a knee twice his physical age and heavily scared from surgery, but he gets SSI. He has no real work experience, but when I say "no I cannot do the jobs I used to anymore" I was always denied, and not even lawyers would take my case.
This dude's getting a job in his not-too-distant future.
It's also kind of weird, because he's an Aspie and terrified of math. Getting over that is also in his not-too-distant future.
This dude's getting a job in his not-too-distant future.
It's also kind of weird, because he's an Aspie and terrified of math. Getting over that is also in his not-too-distant future.
There are still people.
But drinking alone solves that problem.
Some solutions lead very quickly to problems.
For your reading pleasure from a friend:
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And a second part of that email was:
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.
All solutions lead to problems.
(Job security for engineers.)
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A PLAN FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF ENGLISH SPELLING
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.
The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.
Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.
The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.
Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
That's easy for you to say.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
and who should I forward to?.....
Worker: We are surrounded by insurmountable problems.
Boss: There are no problems. There are only opportunities.
Worker: We are surrounded by insurmountable opportunities.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
When faced with insurmountable problems,
the skilled engineer redefines the problem.
(Pulled my bacon out'a the fire more'n once.)