Good nite beast
Good nite dog
Last but not least
Good nite bear who eats like a hog.
Good nite dog
Last but not least
Good nite bear who eats like a hog.
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What's black & white & red all over?Inspired by the 'emasculated teachers' thread.
When I was a kid they only used rulers.
What's black & white & red all over?
A nun who doesn't wear proper safety gear when carelessly using a chain saw.
Yeah I got a problem...How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. You got a problem with that?
Yeah I got a problem...
there are six in the picture...
Wrong!One is the trainee. You always pay for a trainee.
That sounds yummy.I got breakfast for next week. I got turkey bacon, eggs that will be scrambled and cooked the proper way, and toast that is buttered and toasted on the skillet, buttered with cinnamon and sugar butter and drizzled with maple syrup, and a big jug of orange juice.
The Dark Elves will be eating good that morning.
Eating "well".I got breakfast for next week. I got turkey bacon, eggs that will be scrambled and cooked the proper way, and toast that is buttered and toasted on the skillet, buttered with cinnamon and sugar butter and drizzled with maple syrup, and a big jug of orange juice.
The Dark Elves will be eating good that morning.
Nah. I'm pretty sure we won't be eating a well.Eating "well".
It is. My fellow Dark Elves had best think so as well. They got a pass when I made a terrible mistake and got a pre-made package of gravy for breakfast one game, and the taste of the gravy was terrible. But this breakfast is more controlled than that, and other than not doing things like making the eggs, bacon, and bread, and maple syrup, it's home-made enough that the fate of this breakfast will not rest upon the quality of prepackaged "just add water" crap.That sounds yummy.
Feeding turkey bacon to dark elves?I got breakfast for next week. I got turkey bacon, eggs that will be scrambled and cooked the proper way, and toast that is buttered and toasted on the skillet, buttered with cinnamon and sugar butter and drizzled with maple syrup, and a big jug of orange juice.
The Dark Elves will be eating good that morning.
Please do your dirty business on @BSM1's lawn, not mine.It's almost time for me to go out for a few hours.