The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Happy April Fool's Day!
(Aka Trick A Bear Day)

Its not nice (or heathy) to fool a killing machine with big sharp pointy teeth and 6 inch claws

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

How to Trick a Bear

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Cakes are baked, now one needs trimmed into ears once cooled, and the cakes iced and decorated.
Oven preheating for the ham (smell that mom? It's called "flavor.").
The twice baked potatoes will have to wait till closer to dinner time.
The rolls [insert preferred heathenish/blasphemous innuendo about rising here].
Those are my contributions for the dinner of these two holidays, both with Pagan roots, both appropriated by Christians, and the Christians called the Pagans fools, so the Pagans roasted the Christians. I know it's true because The Simpsons tells me so.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Its not nice (or heathy) to fool a killing machine with big sharp pointy teeth and 6 inch claws

I played with fire and explosive materials and kitchen-made bombs when I was younger. A bear scares me not. Because I'll just throw my hoss of a cat who has a pissy attitude at the bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

I played with fire and explosive materials and kitchen-made bombs when I was younger. A bear scares me not. Because I'll just throw my hoss of a cat who has a pissy attitude at the bear.

As long as a bear attacks you in the kitchen... you're ok

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As long as a bear attacks you in the kitchen... you're ok

Even in the woods, I shall call down the Blue Jays of Wrath down upon the unsuspecting bear.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Even in the woods, I shall call down the Blue Jays of Wrath down upon the unsuspecting bear.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Nah. I'll call down this gang of OG mean sums a *****es!

 

[Wu Wei]

Even in the woods, I shall call down the Blue Jays of Wrath down upon the unsuspecting bear.

Never seen a bear...or a blue jay...in the woods...have you

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Never seen a bear...or a blue jay...in the woods...have you

 

[Revoltingest]

That's a whole lotta critters!

 

[Wu Wei]

Talking REAL critters and REAL woods...not fake/fantasy and artsy

Looks like I have to go...the brown rice is done

and I don't bloody care here either

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Talking REAL critters and REAL woods...not fake/fantasy and artsy

Looks like I have to go...the brown rice is done

and I don't bloody care here either

But if there are no bears in the woods, where do you crap?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ham is in the oven.
Have to go to the store for cake icing and decorations/candy.
The rolls have risen, like Jesus, and a singer singing about a "sexy devil."
And I have not enough potatoes if everyone counted shows up (not unless I get lucky and find some big ones in the bag), so I need some more of those from the store as well.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Never seen a bear...or a blue jay...in the woods...have you

I have not seen any bears in the woods around here. I wonder why?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Snow Dragon attack!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The ham now smells delicious.
The cake is cute.
The potatoes I'm about to put in the oven.
The rolls are now so swollen and risen and huge.

 

[Revoltingest]

The ham now smells delicious.
The cake is cute.
The potatoes I'm about to put in the oven.
The rolls are now so swollen and risen and huge.
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Have you become domesticated too?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Have you become domesticated too?

Such a shocking accusation!
But, nah. In a month or two this will be proven that domestication has not occurred with a huge crawfish fry my friend's family is hosting, where everything is "dive in" finger food.
Myself, I just love to cook.

 

[Revoltingest]

Such a shocking accusation!
But, nah. In a month or two this will be proven that domestication has not occurred with a huge crawfish fry my friend's family is hosting, where everything is "dive in" finger food.
Myself, I just love to cook.

I now imagine you looking like....

Say hello to Wally, Ward, & the Beav for me!