I know what ladies do. They cook and they serve men. I do not know why.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Nope, she's home today.
Today, my son who lives with me said, "is there anything to eat?" And, I said, "there is ramen noodles". For you who do not know, Ramen noodles are cheap poison food that tastes delicious (which is proof of God by the way. It just is. Trust me.)
Now for a grammar question. I shall post it next.
Now for a grammar question. I shall post it next.
Ramens is one bag of noodles so is it are raMENS OR IS RAMENS?
Ramen can be the cheap instant kind.
But it can also rank among the greatest
of foods when a dedicated chef creates it.
But it can also rank among the greatest
of foods when a dedicated chef creates it.
Now, I am going to tell you. I made Ramens for him. Cheap and easy they are. But, I think it is a sin that he will eat two of them. I made two. I put in food processor celery which just means in little pieces and some chopped up fresh spinach from the farmers market today. No! It was yesterday. That makes it real food. Also, I didn't give him all the two. I had some and the new mother had some too. And, by the way, I think that she is doing a good job of it.
I think that maybe you are out to make @we (the bear) jealous.
We do not know how to spell it. There might be something wrong with my brain.
I was tense once...then I got past tense...
I once learned calculus.I was tense once...then I got past tense...
Then tensor calculus.
But I've forgotten it, & am now calmer.
A dollar; the new ten cents.
Cultural conditioning. If I were young again I would know that the way to attract a lady is to serve her a decent dinner. It would not have to be 5***** quality but decent served in a clean table with a touch of romantic elements.
What about the higher dementia calculus?
My dentist removed that.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Once to calm down a combative individual in the ER, who was brought in by the police for mental health evaluation. After he continued to act up and say it was because he was paranoid.... I said "Just because you're paranoid does not mean that there are not people who are actually out to get you."....he sat quietly and thought about it for the rest of the time he was there and went up to the ward rather easy and peacefully.
That's an old old joke. So now I know it's also true.
All day.