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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
The brain is a funny thing. My sister must work on Thanksgiving so at 6 AM Monday she decided to make turkey and needed an answer to a cooking question so she called me. ( I'm there, "what the ****?" Who calls at six?). But, no matter. She says, "it says to cook for four to six hours, when should I put it in?" A working brain might think, "it doesn't say that!". But, I am so goddamn trusting, I thought nothing of it and so I said that because it is stuffed put it in at ten for five o'clock. I am not a genius. OMG! You already knew that. Now, you might want to know what the point is. Turkeys sometimes come in a cool hefty bag with directions and she had not thrown it out and so I said, "it says 3 to 3 1/2 hours." And, she cooked it at 350 degrees just because she wanted to. But, now we know that to defrost it in cold water is for four to six hours and that that size turkey was to be cooked at 325 for three to three and a half hours. I should probably say that she did realize that the turkey was done before the six hours transpired and so the turkey was still edible, but it was a little dry. The stuffing was delicious!
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I am going to cradle the egg in my hand to warm it. Why, do you say? It is because I forgot to take it out of the refrigerator before to get it to the room temperature and I need to feed these guys. What? Breakfast for supper. What else?
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
We do not know for sure why they won't talk to me and I have learned very well, thank you, that I do not care why.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Yeah. It's not at all my fault and no way I could feel guilty for misgendering or misnaming someone who presents as male one day, female the next, and then back to male. And I hate calling someone "it," but that is what some people here prefer.
It reminds me of Eddie Izzard's joke about there being "weirdo crazy transvestites" and "executive transvestites." And I'm starting to see the stereotype behind it.
Rather than all the letters, how about one of these: F for fun, I for interesting, U for uncommon
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The sky is a weird color. Where have I seen that color before? Oh yes, the last time I saw a lake or the sea. Now I remember, it's called "blue". Who would have thought that the sky was blue? And there are weird structures in the distance. I think they're called "hills".

And the oddest thing of all is that we should expect water coming from the heavens tonight.

I do live in the oddest place.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
well.....I wish I knew...but I don't...and well...I guess...whatever
You're doing really well, Mr Wu Wei. Now keep holding still, and this won't hurt just a tiny little feeling of being stuck with red hot knives. It will help if you smile and tell us a joke.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You're doing really well, Mr Wu Wei. Now keep holding still, and this won't hurt just a tiny little feeling of being stuck with red hot knives. It will help if you smile and tell us a joke.
I'll poke him with some of these:
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My youngest was given a math problem today.... it had to do with a barrel of black powder, a musket, and turkeys..... wanted to know how many turkeys you could shoot with the barrel of black powder.... answer given was...who cares just keep shooting till you can't shoot no more.

With that..... I'm feeling a bit off so...nighty night RF
 
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