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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Sooner or later - they'll have everyone dress in "Depends", stuff them into tubes and load the tubes as freight. Food will be dispensed through feeding tubs into nipple-like delivery systems at a cost of $5 per suck.These ideas they came up with seems pretty miserable, can't wait to see how they out do this
Nothing like a 17 hour flight to Beijing...standing
I'm not a big fan of flying anyway...so if this comes to pass....I stop flying all together
I can think of a compromise that would make the price cheaper and also be more comfortable, but passengers would need to do our part, too.
The solution is a new class in which passengers come wearing a wet suit, and the airline has us stand in a tube that fills with 2 kinds of gel or packing beads. High density packing goes up to the waste or belly. Low density packing then fills up to just below the armpits. This allows customers to relax as if floating but without any restricted breathing. The tube should be open-closable to allow privacy and silence. It can also come in different diameters. Those who can't handle the tube should pay more.
The gel protects in the event of a collision but can be opened in an emergency, and it allows the airline to pack in a whole lot of people. This is much better than the 'half crouched half standing' idea which just looks horrible and is bound to cause pain. This way everyone floats and can sleep while in a standing position.
You should pitch that idea. I suspect some budget airline would be interested.
It would be best to start with populations that like innovation and are willing to help develop new ideas, so I would start by proposing the idea to the EU and the National People's Congress. We would start by implementing it in bus lines and trains. Once we have safety and legal issues worked out then we can talk about writing up some legislation and then getting the airlines on board.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I like it, but your idea is not feasible, yet. Its not feasible and is merely a Star Wars prop. We actually do have gels that would work and would not be too sticky. I'm talking about something that could really work and allow you to relax your limbs while taking up less space on a plane, and your body temperature could also be carefully monitored. It would also have security benefits, because with everyone wearing wet-suits to the airport they would have more difficulty smuggling orange juice past the TSA. Imagine no more orange juice searches.
And load into the cargo bay
"Everything is food." -- from a movie musical with strange lyrics
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My dad also thought my picture of me is a picture of my niece. He didn't ask me to send it to his phone like he usually does though.
In Italy there is a doggerel for kids, a nursery rhyme with very, very disturbing lyrics:
Ambarabà cicci coccò three barn owls on the commode
they were making love to the doctor's daughter.
The doctor got sick Ambarabà cicci coccò
As a kid I recall when adults sang it to me...I imagined the scene of a unclothed girl on the commode with three big white barn owls perched on her.
Ambarabà cicci coccò three barn owls on the commode
they were making love to the doctor's daughter.
The doctor got sick Ambarabà cicci coccò
As a kid I recall when adults sang it to me...I imagined the scene of a unclothed girl on the commode with three big white barn owls perched on her.
