The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Desert Snake]

yawn.
we must be on aussie time.

 

[Viker]

Someone say Ozzy time?

 

[Wu Wei]

This past year I shaved off my mustache that I had for over 20 years and now with my cataract surgery I no longer need glasses, that I have worn for over 40 years... looked in the mirror this morning and realized I didn't recognize me

 

[Revoltingest]

This past year I shaved off my mustache that I had for over 20 years and now with my cataract surgery I no longer need glasses, that I have worn for over 40 years... looked in the mirror this morning and realized I didn't recognize me

If I saw your visage in my mirror, I'd be bemused too.

 

[Wu Wei]

If I saw your visage in my mirror, I'd be bemused too.

Yeah but then you would be impressed at how much better looking you just got

 

[Alt Thinker]

Someone say Ozzy time?

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah but then you would be impressed at how much better looking you just got

I'd have to reach out & touch that.....ewww!

 

[4consideration]

While having dinner tonight in a restaurant, the server spilled an entire class of Cabernet Sauvignon on my husband. Couldn't have gotten better coverage if he tried -- face, chest, arm and full coverage on his lap.

It was rather funny.

 

[Buttercup]

While having dinner tonight in a restaurant, the server spilled an entire class of Cabernet Sauvignon on my husband. Couldn't have gotten better coverage if he tried -- face, chest, arm and full coverage on his lap.

It was rather funny.

Oh, man. Couldn't have been a Pinot Gris, eh? Sounds like a scene out of a movie.

 

[Revoltingest]

While having dinner tonight in a restaurant, the server spilled an entire class of Cabernet Sauvignon on my husband. Couldn't have gotten better coverage if he tried -- face, chest, arm and full coverage on his lap.
It was rather funny.

This must've happened in the south!

Btw, I knocked over a whole bin of nails today.
Then I cleaned duckweed out of the seement pond.

Yes, to answer your query, I will mock that thread ad nauseam.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, man. Couldn't have been a Pinot Gris, eh? Sounds like a scene out of a movie.

That's usually what my husband prefers in a wine. I suggested a bottle of Cabernet.

It was at the end of the meal, so my husband was full and happy. He just laughed and after they wiped it up, told the guy not to worry about it. (I think the guy was new, and he was very apologetic about it.)

 

[Desert Snake]

Someone say Ozzy time?

good photo. that is one talented guy.:yes:

 

[4consideration]

This must've happened in the south!

No. We drove north. We wanted cooked food. People in the south haven't figured out the whole fire starting thing yet. We couldn't find someone with a flame.

 

[Revoltingest]

Up north we're so smart that we not only have fire, we also invented arson.

Hmmm....on 2nd thought, that isn't working out so well.

 

[4consideration]

Up north we're so smart that we not only have fire, we also invented arson.

Hmmm....on 2nd thought, that isn't working out so well.

Down here we're too polite to call anyone an ars-son.

 

[Revoltingest]

Po...what? I don't know the word or concept.

 

[Wirey]

I put new doors in my house and they're all pretty.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I want to ditch work tomorrow

 

[Revoltingest]

I had a piece of bacon head down the wrong pipe!
I hate that feeling! But it's out now. Ahhhhhhhhh!

 

[Wu Wei]

You see, I told you bacon was the evil spawn of Satan.