The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[FooYang]

In Italy all priests are gay...so they won't look at the bride's nudity

But aside from that, aren't practically 80% of this forum nudists already? we could have a RF wedding and marry users off to random other users.
I can guarantee that many users will likely go blind.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

But aside from that, aren't practically 80% of this forum nudists already? we could have a RF wedding and marry users off to random other users.
I can guarantee that many users will likely go blind.

I remember one thread where most RF'ers said they were posting naked or in their underwear.

 

[FooYang]

I remember one thread where most RF'ers said they were posting naked or in their underwear.

This is very close to the most disturbing thing I've ever heard in my entire life on planet earth (the one in the milky way). Ouch.

 

[FooYang]

I remember one thread where most RF'ers said they were posting naked or in their underwear.

Still, it's probably more energy efficient.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I like when Papa John's is late, because they often give or send me a coupon for a free pizza when they are.

I once got a free any way I want it from pizza Hut because they were early with a delivery. The early one was also my first delivery order when I moved into my apartment in Bakersfield. Where people say it's conservative, but that is strictly by california standards, lol. They're bleeding heart liberal there compared to Indiana.

 

[Estro Felino]

I once got a free any way I want it from pizza Hut because they were early with a delivery. The early one was also my first delivery order when I moved into my apartment in Bakersfield. Where people say it's conservative, but that is strictly by california standards, lol. They're bleeding heart liberal there compared to Indiana.

Why are delivery guys always cute?
They do it on purpose

 

[Wu Wei]

At the risk of getting mauled or assaulted by a cane, I thought I'd sneak everyone a peak of Wu Wei and Revoltingest in their later years:

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That's a choco taco in Revolting's hand.

A mauling we will go
A mauling we will go
Hi ho the dairy oh
A mauling we will go

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

A mauling we will go
A mauling we will go
Hi ho the dairy oh
A mauling we will go

Oh, so you've come to smell our dairy air?

 

[Orbit]

I'm waiting on pizza dough to rise.

 

[Estro Felino]

I watched my favorite TV series...lovely Sunday

 

[sun rise]

Of my 34909 posts, counting this one, 5315 were random and miscellaneous, counting this one, and 16818 were winning for a total of 22133, counting this one. Sadly this means that 2776 posts were intended to be meaningful and non-random and non-winning for a sad ~8% of the total.

Clearly I've been trying too hard. Now if I were at 1% non-random etc, that would be much better.

 

[sun rise]

I've been a member of RF for 1946 days. Given my total, counting this one of 34910 posts, my posts per day averages a horrible ~18.

Doctor, is there a cure for my lack of obsessive posting?

 

[Estro Felino]

EF purrs

 

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

Our 40th anniversary today.

 

[sun rise]

Our 40th anniversary today.

Usually I would automatically congratulate a couple who have stayed together for a long time. And, after thinking about all the other responses I could make, I'll stick with the usual - congratulations.

 

[Revoltingest]

Usually I would automatically congratulate a couple who have stayed together for a long time. And, after thinking about all the other responses I could make, I'll stick with the usual - congratulations.

Reluctant perfunctory congratulations...
That just oozes magnanimity.

 

[sun rise]

Reluctant perfunctory congratulations...
That just oozes magnanimity.

Well, what I was thinking of writing was "Congratulations to you both. Condolences to your wife".

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Our 40th anniversary today.

You've been with Mr. Van for 40 years? You were cheating on Mr. Truck? I knew his accident was no accident!!