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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
All I heard was "oh, whine, cry, poor me." Get back to work!
Well, dang man....you eschewed the warm wonderful
mirthly congratulatory message for one which fell flat.
Greatness dwells within you....let out for a romp!
I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
There's no way you can prove a thing.
And for those who are less literate than you, here's the reference....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
4 estimates for roof vents
1) $2000, but roof is really bad, needs replaced for $18,000
2)$1800, but roof is only got about 2 years left, should do roof for $20,000
3) $1800, but roof one peak is bad and need shingles replaced, now $2500. however roof is getting close, $18,500
4) (friend and roofing contractor) Vents need tightening down, one vent is in sections and one section needs replaced....roof is fine, $450
The person who does a lot of work for me, but he is not a roofing contractor, told me jsut this past year the roof itself was fine, the roof vents were the issue.
1) $2000, but roof is really bad, needs replaced for $18,000
2)$1800, but roof is only got about 2 years left, should do roof for $20,000
3) $1800, but roof one peak is bad and need shingles replaced, now $2500. however roof is getting close, $18,500
4) (friend and roofing contractor) Vents need tightening down, one vent is in sections and one section needs replaced....roof is fine, $450
The person who does a lot of work for me, but he is not a roofing contractor, told me jsut this past year the roof itself was fine, the roof vents were the issue.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
OMG... Westworld
All software has coding errors.
*REUNION of all time greats:*
- *Newton* said he'd drop in.
- *Socrates* said he'd think about it.
- *Ohm* resisted the idea.
- *Boyle* said he was under too much pressure.
- *Darwin* said he'd wait to see what evolved.
- *Pierre and Marie Curie* radiated enthusiasm.
- *Volta* was electrified at the prospect.
- *Pavlov* positively drooled at the thought.
- *Ampere* was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.
- *Edison* thought it would be illuminating.
- *Einstein* said it would be relatively easy to attend.
- *Archimedes* was buoyant at the thought.
- *Morse* said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
- *Hertz* said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.
- *Wilbur Wright* accepted, provided he and *Orville* could get a flight.
- *Aryabhatta* said there were zero chances of him showing up.
- *Marconi* said, he would listen to the report on wireless.
- *Pythagoras* refused because he thought that the organisers were not looking at the reunion through the right angle.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
After all that time, it must have been a real catatonic event.
Au contraire, it wasn't at all a catastrophe.
