The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Wait, ya mean you don't have mountains for that stuff to collect on? It comes to you?

Mountains?
Nah.
But there are some decent sized hills in da UP.

 

[Estro Felino]

The Hooker's Boot.

That's what we are...le Italiane

 

[Estro Felino]

LoL..kidding

 

[Revoltingest]

MAG: The coming death of almost every rock legend...

 

[Estro Felino]

Guys..why are hurricanes called Persons' names?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had the idea of the "Nietzschean Scot" today. Basically, to acknowledge that "no true Scotsman" is pretty much a crap excuse at times because, indeed, though the Nazis claimed to have Nietzsche as an influence and inspiration "no true scholar" of Nietzsche would reach their conclusions about him. Because they aren't there. For those times you look at the criteria list, examine the thingie or person in question, and go "what the hell is this?"

 

[Estro Felino]

Hurricane Melania....lol

 

[Shadow Wolf]

MAG: The coming death of almost every rock legend...

You are a terrible, evil, awful, nasty, revolting person for me reminding me.

 

[Estro Felino]

Guys...what does still waters run deep mean?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Hurricane Melania....lol

The wrath of Melania bears down upon Trump for all those times he did something that irked her, lol. I don't know what it is between those two, but she may be the first first lady to jerk her hand away in such a way like that, in public, when her husband tries to hold it as they're walking alongside each other.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Guys...what does still waters run deep mean?

I've always wondered, because in a literal sense still enough waters worthy of an expression often run shallow.

 

[Brickjectivity]

"Scrabble games are getting harder and harder to find at garage sales and thrift stores. Probably because everyone’s buying them to craft with!..."
taken from--> The Best Places for You to Buy Scrabble Tiles

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That's what we are...le Italiane

I don't know. Italian men, according to 100% of all Italian women I have talked to, are barely holding on through life support when it comes to their sex drive.

 

[Estro Felino]

I don't know. Italian men, according to 100% of all Italian women I have talked to, are barely holding on through life support when it comes to their sex drive.

Can you speak Simple English, please? I am a foreigner

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Can you speak Simple English, please? I am a foreigner

Italian men have crap sex drives, lol. The lifeline of their libido is about one heart beat a day, if that, lol. I'd ask why you women haven't revolted like in Lysistrata, but it seems to be going the other way around, LMAO!

 

[Estro Felino]

Italian men have crap sex drives, lol. The lifeline of their libido is about one heart beat a day, if that, lol. I'd ask why you women haven't revolted like in Lysistrata, but it seems to be going the other way around, LMAO!

Majority of Italian women unhappy with sex life

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I hate saying it, but I'm not really wowed by Tool's new album. I hate asking it, but I waited, well over 90% of my entire adulthood, for this?
Can we please, please, please, PLEASE say this one isn't Tool but "the boys got bored and wanted to make some ambient type of atmospheric type of music while Maynard was mentally off in his Maynard world thingy?"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Majority of Italian women unhappy with sex life

A quarter of men think it should be up to women to find the solution to sexual problems, taking no responsibility.

Then I suggest chains, locks, handcuffs, rope, whips, alligator clamps/wires/battery, and a sufficiently long enough feather. If it's up to y'all, ya gotta take things into your own hands. Tase him good in the solar plexux, tie him up, chain him down, lock him in place, and make your demands and wants and needs known, and make it very clear he will be giving those things to you or he will be punished.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Imma go cry now because Tool's new album was such a hella let down.

 

[sun rise]

Typing 'random cartoon' into google resulted in this image