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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Also this one along with a whole bunch that did not amuse me.

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Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Then I suggest chains, locks, handcuffs, rope, whips, alligator clamps/wires/battery, and a sufficiently long enough feather. If it's up to y'all, ya gotta take things into your own hands. Tase him good in the solar plexux, tie him up, chain him down, lock him in place, and make your demands and wants and needs known, and make it very clear he will be giving those things to you or he will be punished.
I guess we Italians prefer romance:)
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I guess we Italians prefer romance:)
Is not been getting rough working?
I mean, scientifically speaking, is not getting rough and hitting the dude achieving the desired results?
Those alarming statistics means that, more likely then not, romancing a dude isn't the most effective way to interest a dude. That's when you have to rough him up!
You tell him what you want, he say no, hit the *****!
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
What Germany is called in different languages


French Allemagne
Spanish Alemana
Italian Germania
Polish Nemcy
Dutch Duitsland
Swedish Tuskland
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
@Shadow Wolf & I are the only posters to achieve top 5 status
in all 4 top poster categories...daily, weekly, monthly, & overall.
We can't be letting one of them Brits have it, now can we? Now we just to need to start fighting and arguing about things. But war just so against "Southern Hospitality" when you're way far down South on the political compass. Do we do a Monty Python sort of skit combat and start by slapping each other with gloves? I'll try to smack your cheek because it is the nose where one's rights begin. Is Wu our Watery Tart who decides the winner?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Some prefer quality. I prefer a healthy mix of middle-of-the-road quality and quantity with occasional outbursts of one or the other.
Middle of the road quality? I call that crap. Now, go retype all 35,377 posts you have made with FULL quality. Don't sell yourself short. Do you think your doggy house would stand above your head if the carpenter only went half quality? Bad, doggy!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think the mystery Mountain Dew "Voo-Dew" flavor is either abit orange with a vanilla-creme thingy. Or caramel. It's tasty with tons of sugar for the drink and either flavor regardless.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Kids today will never know what it's like when we had Mountain Dew and Jolt Cola as our energy drinks.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Middle of the road quality? I call that crap. Now, go retype all 35,377 posts you have made with FULL quality. Don't sell yourself short. Do you think your doggy house would stand above your head if the carpenter only went half quality? Bad, doggy!
That sounds like a good idea. I'd be way up in the standings. And since the standings
 
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