The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I'm having a very ordinary evening: watched most of a documentary in Japanese on an island of mostly old folk and many cats. If you have Amazon.com: Watch Cat Heaven Island | Prime Video

 

[Estro Felino]

If I get a mastoplasty as my mother desires I will look like Brigitte Nielsen as Dark Witch

 

[sun rise]

A nice shower and I feel clean. On the outside. The inside is another matter.

 

[oldbadger]

I've heard that @oldbadger runs the Ministry Of Silly Posts.

Huh....... I was the best, but they got rid of me for young blood. They have no clue now, all their posts are sensible.

*sniffs*

 

[sun rise]

Huh....... I was the best, but they got rid of me for young blood. They have no clue now, all their posts are sensible.

*sniffs*

That might be true. But to this Yank, your government is full of silly people just like ours.

 

[oldbadger]

That might be true. But to this Yank, your government is full of silly people just like ours.

The whole world is full of silly people.
The trick is all about getting a few correct moves in and surviving all those highly educated idiots.

 

[sun rise]

The whole world is full of silly people.
The trick is all about getting a few correct moves in and surviving all those highly educated idiots.

"Aye. There's the rub."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That might be true. But to this Yank, your government is full of silly people just like ours.

I wonder if I get to be a Yathern being born Ozarks part of Missouri? Sounk, maybe, as a pun of the idea of the "South rising again?"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If I get a mastoplasty as my mother desires I will look like Brigitte Nielsen as Dark Witch

Truly, I don't know if I'd want any more growing pains on my chest. Run a needle through my nipples and put a metal ring in the hole? AWESOME!!! Sign me up! (I did sign up!)
Potential growing pains? *cowers under table and cries*

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I suppose if Reverend Bob wasn't on break, he'd be at 6000-7000 posts by now. He's the one newer member that can beat me in post count.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Watching some music videos, I'm reminding of a psychologist or psychiatrist who thinks weed is pretty scary because apparently all serial killers have used weed.
And I'm also reminded that playing horrorcore on Youtube with closed captions turned on produces some pretty funny "lyrics."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Got something about the Kurds in Damascus with nanotechnology going on right now.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've got tons of people to call tomorrow. Way more than I want to. These people, those people, I'll be on hold, call more people, and some people. But I think I'll go to the trans group just to let them know I'm back home. And home it feels like. All other states suck, with the exception of Colorado because it is gorgeous. But not the part of Colorado that looks kind of like here.

 

[Revoltingest]

If Trump really wants to see what happens when a nuclear bomb goes off, I suppose they could just drop it over Australia. Everybody's getting skin cancer there and they'll likely be involved in a life-or-death struggle with a giant snake, huge *** spider, or kangaroo when the bomb goes off anyways, SSOoooo........

But the radiation would eventually drift over where we live.
I have an idea....send over a plague of unstoppable deadly robodingoes.

 

[Wirey]

I have been away. My in-laws have issues, and apparently it’s my problem. Butt holes all!

 

[Revoltingest]

I have been away. My in-laws have issues, and apparently it’s my problem. Butt holes all!

Would unstoppable robodingoes help?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I have been away.

Fear not. Your risque has lived on.

 

[Wirey]

Would unstoppable robodingoes help?

Yes. But first I have to fix this in-law thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes. But first I have to fix this in-law thing.

Unstoppable robodingoes could fix them, eh.

 

[Wu Wei]

This should not be funny....but it made me laugh