The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm running low on gloss white exterior paint.
To Menards!

'Tis not paint ye be low on, it is corn fumes. Once you're not huffing them anymore, aren't breathing into your very essence and being, the illusion of the Corn lifts and you see there is no Menards. There IS a spoon. But there is no Menards.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Instant Karma..or Irony....but since I can't find a song about Irony...this will have to do

Still I wonder what exactly was Yoko doing in that video? What purpose and point did she serve? It's a fun, happy, uplifting hippy song, and there she is, knitting and scowly looking, not boogeying or jiving with the grooves, but expressing equal signs of life as someone in a coma. Why? I have always wondered.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Knowing what's going on there is an A-1 top survival strategy. And it's not simple. Before I retired it took quite a while before I thought I knew enough to make decisions for the rest of my life.

Honestly, it all kind of infuriates me that you can't just go to work and make a paycheck. You go to work, and then you have to do more work with your money. I want things simple in that regard. It's almost easier to deal with when you're trying to figure out where you're going to get money from. Which is kind of what I thought a professional job would be, minus the figuring out where the money is coming from because you make enough to not worry about that.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I think I require pizza for dinner. I'm not very hungry now, so I can't do a meal that big, but I'm leaving in a few hours for the evening, and it'll be too late then for a dinner like that.
BUT, when I get back tomorrow, after driving for at least half the day, I may have a pizza waiting for me when I get back into town.

 

[MikeDwight]

Life's full of choices, like not making choices, sticking to what you're assigned, and not manipulating anybody. Don't forget being an open book and saying everything that's productive possible.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To be social, or not to be social. When you want to get out of the house but then you have to get cleaned up and dressed and ready, and then deal with people (ugh), and head back home shortly after to rush to bed to get up early tomorrow.
I do, but I don't. It sucks.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

sticking to what you're assigned,

Too dull, for me. In some regards. The "assumed assignment" of working class just isn't working for me. I wasn't "assigned" to a college life, but I was too busy succeeding to listen to my detractors.
And, over all, I'm open to new experiences but I am a book firmly closed.

 

[sun rise]

I was too busy succeeding to listen to my detractors.

I like that.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just read an article. I don't know how much I agree with it, but all I need to know of what it says, and I fully support the claim, it's all Vanilla Ice's fault.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I just read an article. I don't know how much I agree with it, but all I need to know of what it says, and I fully support the claim, it's all Vanilla Ice's fault.

If there was a problem, yo, he'll solve it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If there was a problem, yo, he'll solve it.

Can he solve the problem of the awful, evil, terrible, unholy blasphemy he loosed upon Creation?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Can he solve the problem of the awful, evil, terrible, unholy blasphemy he loosed upon Creation?

Nope but he can sing sky-high lyrics about himself while bringing forth the apocalypse.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I still can't get over how good this is, and how he just totally obliterates shady. I also love his line "hippy life, running through my veins. I don't have a nine millie, I've got a milli-eon hugs."
And especially the ling "hey, yo, Kayne! That's my Grammy!"4

 

[Shadow Wolf]

LMFAO!!! I forgot about this one!

 

[Revoltingest]

So have you learned your lesson about letting @Revoltingest borrow your car

I always clean up any spilled haggis filling.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm above average. At being frustrated.

So am I.
I can get frustrated in as little as 3 seconds, depending upon the task.

 

[Revoltingest]

'Tis not paint ye be low on, it is corn fumes. Once you're not huffing them anymore, aren't breathing into your very essence and being, the illusion of the Corn lifts and you see there is no Menards. There IS a spoon. But there is no Menards.

I got a pint'o paint at Menards for $1 - 11% rebate.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I got a pint'o paint at Menards for $1 - 11% rebate.

LIES of the Corn!

 

[Revoltingest]

LIES of the Corn!

Corn lies are tasty lies.

Btw, this theme doesn't work for you, since you've been to Menards.
Tis better suited to the bear, whose existence has been made
miserable with the total lack of such great shopping out east.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Btw, this theme doesn't work for you, since you've been to Menards.

You can't prove it. You can't prove my thinking I went to Menards wasn't caused by inhaling corn fumes from a boiler building at an ethanol plant.
And it doesn't really work anyways, because there's tons of corn here. Whether it's Indiana, an Indiana-shaped county, the city Korn was born and grew up in, or just being around massive corn fields, I can't get away from that stuff. Seeing it here, however, is rather unsettling as there are massive huge fields and very little rain to grow these thirsty crops with. It uses tons of water here to keep a plant that can't get too dry or it becomes very flammable.
But then again, there are lush green lawns here. I don't get the point, myself though. This isn't the place to live if you want a green lawn. Methinks society needs the injection of a "vanity water" concept to understand and realize that we can't be wasting water like we are because we're rapidly depleting our aquifers, and when that happens we have a water situation like Europe.
And, of course, it likely inevitable, someone will have to tell someone else to bugger off when it comes to their lawn because there just wont be enough water left because we squandered it.