The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

In helping my mom do computer stuff over the phone, it becomes obvious and apparent I really don't want her temper. "I hate this! I hate that! I hate everything right now!" "****!" "Bull****!" "To hell with this!" "To hell with it all!"
She sounded nice and pleasant and happy once it was mission accomplished though. I really don't want her temper, but now that I'm not stuck in 24/7 angry-mode I see that oh my I really do have it.

That kind of self-awareness is all too rare.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That kind of self-awareness is all too rare.

My mom had me a bit late (32, the age I am now) so I really don't remember what she got like on her periods, but I suspect we'd probably be sending each other off for a week.

 

[Estro Felino]

Too many GMOs lately...
I recently bought srawberries as big as apples and carrots as big as cucumbers

 

[Estro Felino]

Big carrots reminds me of something I need to fill a void I feel inside...down there....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Too many GMOs lately...
I recently bought srawberries as big as apples and carrots as big as cucumbers

Where I'm currently staying, a few months ago I picked lemons fresh off a tree that were a wee bit bigger than most grapefruits. Squeeze it the juice and pulp into a cup, add a few pinch of sugar, a few splashes of water, and you have Wolfy's Lemonade. Sometimes I even like adding a pinch of extra citric and malic acid. It's probably one of my better culinary concoctions. A great balance and blend of sweet and sour, and nutritious fleshy stuff to have something sour to suck on.
And I promise it will no longer make your tongue or lips go super dry and crack or have other forms of irritation due to excessively high acid content.

 

[Estro Felino]

Where I'm currently staying, a few months ago I picked lemons fresh off a tree that were a wee bit bigger than most grapefruits. Squeeze it the juice and pulp into a cup, add a few pinch of sugar, a few splashes of water, and you have Wolfy's Lemonade. Sometimes I even like adding a pinch of extra citric and malic acid. It's probably one of my better culinary concoctions. A great balance and blend of sweet and sour, and nutritious fleshy stuff to have something sour to suck on.
And I promise it will no longer make your tongue or lips go super dry and crack or have other forms of irritation due to excessively high acid content.

We are the country of lemons...so...

 

[Wu Wei]

A steeple chase has never made any sense to me...... you are not chasing anything as much as you are running up to a stationary steeple...I mean they're big and don't move.....

 

[MikeDwight]

Life's all about calling the other one's out as F%(#ers. What? No? What? no?... What?
Little do people know I can kill nuns like Hitman Absolution, all professional.

No second showdowns necessary.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[MikeDwight]

Jackie Chan taught me everything I know about the straight-lace. How to get it done? That's why he can't go die like the Bruce Lee

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[MikeDwight]

I don't know this band. Hits good. blows good.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Uh-oh, the bear's inner distaste of Menard's is being channeled. This could end up being like what the Bears did to the Buccaneers (or was it the Buffalo Bills?) last year when the opposing team's quarterback lost his starting job.

 

[MikeDwight]

Shogun Steakhouse every time anyone has a disagreement in the world.

Japanese genocide...?!

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pecan trees develop health problems, and they eventually remove the zinc from the soil around themselves which kills them. After they grow large you have to spray them with zinc, or they get unhealthy.

 

[Wu Wei]

Pecan trees develop health problems, and they eventually remove the zinc from the soil around themselves which kills them. After they grow large you have to spray them with zinc, or they get unhealthy.

How did Pecan trees survive before humans started taking care of them?
Or
Why do we want big pecan trees?

 

[Wu Wei]

User: I have this software and it is not working
Me: How did you get it
User: I submitted a ticket to the Helpdesk and they granted me access
Me: Did you ever contact me
User: No, I submitted a ticket to the Helpdesk and they granted me access
Me: Then you don't have it because I have to contact the vendor to have them grant you access, the Helpdesk just gave you permission as it applies to their budget.
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: Because you never contacted me to contact the vendor.
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: Because they gave you permission from their side of the equation, but the vendor has no idea who you are. They cannot contact the vendor directly
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: Because you need to contact me, I work directly for this office, the help desk does not
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: because you did not follow procedure. Here, I have attached the instructions
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: Because I need a specific number from you, that you got from the Helpdesk, the instructions will explain the to you
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: you did not give me the number
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me: We could do this all day, but if you do not read the instructions and submit the number to me, you will not have access to the software
User: But the help desk told me I have it, why is it not working
Me "I stopped responding"
User: 40 minutes later, is this the number you need?

 

[Estro Felino]

I don't know how you guys vote in the US..but here they give us this ballot and we have to choose one party by putting a cross on it. Free will...too much choice...lol