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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Today, I woke up twice as sexy as when I went to bed. But the experience was so frightening that I immediately went back to sleep.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Today, I woke up twice as sexy as when I went to bed. But the experience was so frightening that I immediately went back to sleep.
I think the trick is to plant someone next to you before you go back to sleep so they can take advantage when you wake up next time! Third time will be the charm!!
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Today, I woke up twice as sexy as when I went to bed. But the experience was so frightening that I immediately went back to sleep.

Was it frightening because you knew you were twice as sexy and still not sexy at all, or was it frightening because you were twice as sexy and now couldn't keep your hands off yourself? :areyoucra:D
 

Wirey

Fartist
Just found out my disabled father is even sicker than I thought and might not live until Christmas right after I had a fight with the wife. Great morning. I need a drink.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Sometimes I wonder when giving up just doesn't become a bad idea anymore. I feel like knowing the answer to that question would make many things a lot easier.
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
Today, I woke up twice as sexy as when I went to bed. But the experience was so frightening that I immediately went back to sleep.

Sometimes I wonder when giving up just doesn't become a bad idea anymore. I feel like knowing the answer to that question would make many things a lot easier.

I think sometimes the thing we need to give up on is certain ideas, or ways we have decided life is, or should be...but not just giving up.

Sometimes you don't see some people for a long time then all of the sudden they show up together. I missed you guys :)
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I never knew I was that delicate to sound poetic :D

You know, literature was my most hated course/class in school. I hated poetry to the limit it was way much more difficult to me than math, chemistry and physics :p
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I have it on good authority (Revoltingest) that Smart Guy steals other posters' undies out of their hamper!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My brother-in-law is a smarmy thief and my only regret is that he will not read this
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yes. He's kind of my hero. I've been expecting it for a while, but this latest thing is a curveball.

My dad was kind of a hero to me as well....It is not easy, went through this a little over 2 years ago, it was expected, but it was not easy...still gets to me
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
I thought I was missing a couple pairs of panties. Perhaps a bra even. Now question is...just what is he doing with them?
I think he's hidden them away down in the basement (Eros room). I could have sworn I saw him trying them on this morning. If it wasn't him, it was probably Sunstone. :yes:
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I thought I was missing a couple pairs of panties. Perhaps a bra even. Now question is...just what is he doing with them?

When I was in the Navy, my LPO (Leading Petty Officer) told us all a story about a man who would have a woman wear her panties for an entire week and then pay her $100 for them. Yucky-poo.
 
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