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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I must applaud Wu's Canadian cousin for getting a hiker to plead with the bear and telling the bear "you don't have to do this....you don't want to do this." Let it be a warning, bears do not take kindly to tying to skip the pic-a-nic inspection check points, and even without the right to bear arms their bear arms are not lightly trifled with.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Shadow Wolf said:
I must applaud Wu's Canadian cousin for getting a hiker to plead with the bear and telling the bear "you don't have to do this....you don't want to do this." Let it be a warning, bears do not take kindly to tying to skip the pic-a-nic inspection check points, and even without the right to bear arms their bear arms are not lightly trifled with.
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Psychology rarely works on a bear

Now the whole bear arms thing

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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So I just found out that apparently I'm part wolf, part dwarf, and part elf. I just missed out being Atlantean by a few inches though. My ancestors had some truly whack *** orgies going on.
 
Estro Felino

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
On twitter I flirt with several male politicians of Europe (the cute ones of course)...and some of them even follow me in return....:p
 
MikeDwight

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Donald Trump built me a Tower. All for you babe. Then I revealed I'm a DUDE! Then we got married. None of this is true. I like attention. Whats this thread?
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Estro Felino said:
Well...u look too tall to be a dwarf:p
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Yeah. I think it's another reason god said "lol, I hate you and Imma screw up your life so hard, lmfao!" when he made me. No one in my family, mom or dad, is tall. Except my "half" (same mom) siblings. But unless our mom's dad's family had a stock of tall people somewhere there's not really any explanation as to how I got to be my height.
But it's definitely more fun to say god just hates me. A few of my female friends have commented I wouldn't have too terribly hard of a time passing and I'd basically just get to have tall girl problems (helps that my hands and feet are basically tiny for the average male my height), but and except for the shoulders I have. Genes, and life, and randomness is to blame, or god hates me and it's my life's goal to corrupt his Creation? The former is Zeno, sounds bland, boringly realistic, and as dreary as the planets orbiting the sun. But a literary war against God? I am glad to have done my service in cracking the ice in such a way is resonated throughout the entire generation of those who would be the next sit their bums in those pews. In the name of Mother Lilith I drive the Children of Seth away from their flock. In the name of Father Cain I look to the Heavens and ask God "Am I my brother's keeper?"
It's so much fun.:smilingimp:
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a state called Illinois
In western Menard's, born and raised,
In the corn field was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out Illinoisan' relaxin' all cool
And all burnin some data outside of the school
When a couple of capitalists who were up to no good
Started raising prices in my neighborhood
I missed one little rebate and my mom got scared
She said 'You're not shopping at Walmart like a true Illinois person should'.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my wallet and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my plastic.
I put my Android on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Walmart instead of Menard's, yo this is bad
Can't even afford orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Walmart living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're more expensive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Menard's
Well, the car arrived and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Walmart sales associate
I ain't trying to ask for help yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a Uber and when it came near
The license plate said TRUMP and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Walmartistanian to Menard's'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Walmartistanian smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Menard's
 
Estro Felino

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Shadow Wolf said:
Yeah. I think it's another reason god said "lol, I hate you and Imma screw up your life so hard, lmfao!" when he made me. No one in my family, mom or dad, is tall. Except my "half" (same mom) siblings. But unless our mom's dad's family had a stock of tall people somewhere there's not really any explanation as to how I got to be my height.
But it's definitely more fun to say god just hates me. A few of my female friends have commented I wouldn't have too terribly hard of a time passing and I'd basically just get to have tall girl problems (helps that my hands and feet are basically tiny for the average male my height), but and except for the shoulders I have. Genes, and life, and randomness is to blame, or god hates me and it's my life's goal to corrupt his Creation? The former is Zeno, sounds bland, boringly realistic, and as dreary as the planets orbiting the sun. But a literary war against God? I am glad to have done my service in cracking the ice in such a way is resonated throughout the entire generation of those who would be the next sit their bums in those pews. In the name of Mother Lilith I drive the Children of Seth away from their flock. In the name of Father Cain I look to the Heavens and ask God "Am I my brother's keeper?"
It's so much fun.:smilingimp:
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Height is good.
I am tall too:)
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
AT-AT said:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a state called Illinois
In western Menard's, born and raised,
In the corn field was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out Illinoisan' relaxin' all cool
And all burnin some data outside of the school
When a couple of capitalists who were up to no good
Started raising prices in my neighborhood
I missed one little rebate and my mom got scared
She said 'You're not shopping at Walmart like a true Illinois person should'.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my wallet and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my plastic.
I put my Android on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Walmart instead of Menard's, yo this is bad
Can't even afford orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Walmart living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're more expensive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Menard's
Well, the car arrived and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Walmart sales associate
I ain't trying to ask for help yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a Uber and when it came near
The license plate said TRUMP and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Walmartistanian to Menard's'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Walmartistanian smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Menard's
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You have spent way to much time sniffing the corn fumes haven't you
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Way back when I was with my fiancee, between wives, her sister owned a limo business. We were all going out that evening, I was even wearing suit. But for some reason I can't remember, I had to go to Sears first. So, I pulled up in front of Sears.... in a stretch Limo.....got out and walked into Sears. When I returned there was a crowd of people standing around the door, all looking at me. I walked through the crowd and as I got in the Limo I hear this...."That's Mr Sears"
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Wu Wei said:
You have spent way to much time sniffing the corn fumes haven't you
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Alas, it is not corn fumes, as there are numerous sprawling corn fields here but no Menards. I tried seeing it your way, but you're just a confused bear who doesn't know what he's missing out on.:p
 
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