The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Alas, it is not corn fumes, as there are numerous sprawling corn fields here but no Menards. I tried seeing it your way, but you're just a confused bear who doesn't know what he's missing out on.

Corn fume hallucinations have been known to last a very long time

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Way back when I was with my fiancee, between wives, her sister owned a limo business. We were all going out that evening, I was even wearing suit. But for some reason I can't remember, I had to go to Sears first. So, I pulled up in front of Sears.... in a stretch Limo.....got out and walked into Sears. When I returned there was a crowd of people standing around the door, all looking at me. I walked through the crowd and as I got in the Limo I hear this...."That's Mr Sears"

After Fellowship of the Ring first came out, I over heard a couple of dumb kids saying "I can't wait for Tolkien's next book."

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

After Fellowship of the Ring first came out, I over heard a couple of dumb kids saying "I can't wait for Tolkien's next book."

If the movies were made today:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Corn fume hallucinations have been known to last a very long time

Nah. You just don't know what shopping bliss is. If they made their food department just a little bit bigger, added make up, had a dollar store like selection of cheapie stuff for when cheap stuff will do, and upped the clothing selection I really wouldn't ever have to go shopping anywhere else unless it's for a specialty part, computer part, or something else specific that I need. But general shopping and shopping in general if Menards just added those few things it would pretty much be a Walmart for crafty people. Everybody else doesn't have reason to pick up wires, and lumber, and specialty tools, and pipes, and soldier, and various gadgets and gizmos while they get stuff for dinner and something to wear for the weekend.

 

[Wu Wei]

Nah. You just don't know what shopping bliss is. If they made their food department just a little bit bigger, added make up, had a dollar store like selection of cheapie stuff for when cheap stuff will do, and upped the clothing selection I really wouldn't ever have to go shopping anywhere else unless it's for a specialty part, computer part, or something else specific that I need. But general shopping and shopping in general if Menards just added those few things it would pretty much be a Walmart for crafty people. Everybody else doesn't have reason to pick up wires, and lumber, and specialty tools, and pipes, and soldier, and various gadgets and gizmos while they get stuff for dinner and something to wear for the weekend.

Corn fumes......wait until you've been in California a couple years..... it you have not gone back to corn fume country....you'll be just fine.....then...... one day....you'll return to corn fume land and start asking folks where did the Menards go.....they will look at you like you are crazy...ad then point to an empty lot, or the woods or possibly even a lake and say...its right there...what's wrong with you....can't you see it.....then....and only then...will you know the truth of the danger of corn fumes

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Corn fumes......wait until you've been in California a couple years..... it you have not gone back to corn fume country....you'll be just fine.....then...... one day....you'll return to corn fume land and start asking folks where did the Menards go.....they will look at you like you are crazy...ad then point to an empty lot, or the woods or possibly even a lake and say...its right there...what's wrong with you....can't you see it.....then....and only then...will you know the truth of the danger of corn fumes

But I tell people in Indiana that the corn here sets of the look of some cities looking like a MidWest city with palm trees.

 

[MikeDwight]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a state called Illinois
In western Menard's, born and raised,
In the corn field was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out Illinoisan' relaxin' all cool
And all burnin some data outside of the school
When a couple of capitalists who were up to no good
Started raising prices in my neighborhood
I missed one little rebate and my mom got scared
She said 'You're not shopping at Walmart like a true Illinois person should'.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my wallet and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my plastic.
I put my Android on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Walmart instead of Menard's, yo this is bad
Can't even afford orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Walmart living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're more expensive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Menard's
Well, the car arrived and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Walmart sales associate
I ain't trying to ask for help yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a Uber and when it came near
The license plate said TRUMP and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Walmartistanian to Menard's'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Walmartistanian smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Menard's

Anybody Like AT - ATs parody spin on prince of belaire? teehee

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, my bunghole nephew backed out of buying my parent's house. Which really sets me back because I can't be at home with my parents helping to take care of me while I'm off my feet and have to income if they don't get a house here.
Looks like I'll have to try the room mate thing again.

 

[sun rise]

Geez, people! Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush! Slow down for once! Take your time and smell the roses. Tomorrow will still come.

 

[sun rise]

And stop posting obsessively

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

I got no deeds to do, no promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morningtime drop all its petals on me
Life, I love you, all is groovy

 

[Wu Wei]

But I tell people in Indiana that the corn here sets of the look of some cities looking like a MidWest city with palm trees.

California corn is vastly different from mid-west corn. The corn fumes more mellow, tending to just make you happy, not hallucinate and of course they are never an issue due to the ocean breezes off the Pacific and the corn fume countering effects of Grapes, and all the citrus grown there

 

[Shadow Wolf]

California corn is vastly different from mid-west corn. The corn fumes more mellow, tending to just make you happy, not hallucinate and of course they are never an issue due to the ocean breezes off the Pacific and the corn fume countering effects of Grapes, and all the citrus grown there

So what of the pistachio fumes? Olive fumes?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I learned California City looks like a big "WTF is this?" because it's a reminder that having resources and ambition and this and that apparently were told will lead to success will not in fact always lead to success.

 

[Estro Felino]

Guys... the moon looks beautiful tonight

 

[Estro Felino]

Heute abend sieht der Mond wunderschoen aus
La lune est magnifique ce soir
La luna es bellisima anoche

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Room mates suck. I don't want one. But it's really hard to get by with one income.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Heute abend sieht der Mond wunderschoen aus
La lune est magnifique ce soir
La luna es bellisima anoche

Doch, alberne Frau! Die Sonne sheint jetzt!

 

[sun rise]

Randomly, English writest moi.

 

[Estro Felino]

Doch, alberne Frau! Die Sonne sheint jetzt!

But you can't say it in Spanish or French....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

But you can't say it in Spanish or French....

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