The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Rival]

Last night I dreamt I was a boy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Last night I dreamt I was a boy.

I dreamed that tenants were trying to evade paying rent owed.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Last night I dreamt I was a boy.

I dreamed that tenants were trying to evade paying rent owed.

I dreamt I was a boy tenant trying to evade paying Revoltingest's rent.

 

[Rival]

I dreamed that tenants were trying to evade paying rent owed.

Was that a dream you had with your eyes open?

 

[Revoltingest]

Was that a dream you had with your eyes open?

On some other days.

 

[Estro Felino]

Whenever I am sad I listen to this guy saying these things...and it is revitalizing...

Spoiler: Profanity

 

[Estro Felino]

Whenever I am sad I listen to this guy saying these things...and it is revitalizing...

Spoiler: Profanity

I bet @Revoltingest is too refined to like this stuff

 

[Revoltingest]

I bet @Revoltingest is too refined to like this stuff

I am coarse, unrefined, unsophisticated, uneducated, backwards, slovenly, & every now & then deplorable.

 

[Estro Felino]

I am coarse, unrefined, unsophisticated, uneducated, backwards, slovenly, & every now & then deplorable.

Not as slovenly as him.
That is why he married a Slovenian

 

[MikeDwight]

Japanese businessman rents Dokdo island to Koreans, everybody goes crazy. What, rent farm from Japanese, hey.

 

[Revoltingest]

George is in the new season of "The Terror".

 

[sun rise]

A good game of tug-of-war is a wonderful way to work off a head of steam generated by the news and certain posters here on RF,

 

[Revoltingest]

George Soros offers rare praise for Trump and how he's handled Huawei in the trade war

 

[Wu Wei]

I am coarse, unrefined, unsophisticated, uneducated, backwards, slovenly, & every now & then deplorable.

You forgot unwashed, unclean, unpleasant, and unemployed....ya slothful, retired, deadbeat

 

[MikeDwight]

For too long, the Chinese landspeculator has turned our cowboys super gay in florida.

 

[Revoltingest]

You forgot unwashed, unclean, unpleasant, and unemployed....ya slothful, retired, deadbeat

Thank you for your service.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank you for your service.

Well you're NOT welcome..... now get out of your gall dang recliner and do some WORK for a change ya lazy reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

Well you're NOT welcome..... now get out of your gall dang recliner and do some WORK for a change ya lazy reprobate

Eventually.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...I have had a nice blueberry scone....so I am a kinder...gentler...Wu Wei......of course I'd be even more kind and gentle if I had a nice cup of tea with the scone.....but I didn't so......you get a little kinder and a little gentler Wu Wei....that is unless you're a retired, deadbeat, layabout....then you better hope I get TEA the next time I have a scone if you want a kinder and gentler Wu Wei

 

[Estro Felino]

Honestly...I don't drink tea unless there is some lemon juice in it....
I am an espresso drinker...but I have had colleagues who were worse than me...drinking 6 espressos a day...3 in the morning, 3 in the afternoon