The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Worshipers flock to mysterious crying Virgin Mary icon...

Is it menstruating again?

 

[sun rise]

Not all the quotes in my new passport are from ex-Presidents.

 

[sun rise]

For example, pg 24-25: "We send thanks to all the Animal life in the world. They have many things to teach us as people. We are glad they are still here and we hope it will always be so. -Excerpt from the Thanksgiving Address, Mohawk version" (And yes, "Animal" is capitalized in the quoted excerpt).

 

[Shadow Wolf]

For example, pg 24-25: "We send thanks to all the Animal life in the world. They have many things to teach us as people. We are glad they are still here and we hope it will always be so. -Excerpt from the Thanksgiving Address, Mohawk version" (And yes, "Animal" is capitalized in the quoted excerpt).

We thank those yummy critters for being so yummy and for dying so we can put their yummy carcasses into our mouths!

 

[sun rise]

I'm up for a yummy night's sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is it menstruating again?

The term is now "shestruating"....ya misogynistic, mansplaining, backward,
knuckle walking, manspreading, gaslighting, not a real woman!


Notice to mods:
This is mirthful banter.

 

[Wu Wei]

This is going to be a bad day......meetings about covering for those who refuse to follow procedure, and most certainly will not take the blame for the mess up, based solely on their pay grade

 

[MikeDwight]

If Woodrow Wilson proclaims the League of Nations as the Covenants of peace between al the nations, and Then Korea joins, and they were prohibited from disobeying Japan and joining the League of Nations, does that suggest Religious subscription to the League of Nations?

 

[Revoltingest]

This is going to be a bad day......meetings about covering for those who refuse to follow procedure, and most certainly will not take the blame for the mess up, based solely on their pay grade

Thank you for your service.
Yesterday I used your tax payments to by some garden shears.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank you for your service.
Yesterday I used your tax payments to by some garden shears.

Just so you know...I'm keeping a list...and I do EXPECT full return of all my money...IMMEDIATELY upon my retirement

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm so annoyed at the moment, I just realized I ate an entire bag of peanuts...that was listed as 3 servings

 

[Revoltingest]

Just so you know...I'm keeping a list...and I do EXPECT full return of all my money...IMMEDIATELY upon my retirement

Then you'll start getting my tax money.
Enjoy!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so annoyed at the moment, I just realized I ate an entire bag of peanuts...that was listed as 3 servings

Serving sizes are based upon pygmies in concentration camps on starvation diets.

 

[Estro Felino]

 

[Estro Felino]

 

[Estro Felino]

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I mean....8 seasons? Really?
Creativity is not eternal...it fades away...

 

[sun rise]

This is going to be a bad day......meetings about covering for those who refuse to follow procedure, and most certainly will not take the blame for the mess up, based solely on their pay grade

Or as we used to say where I last worked: a (sacrificial) goat rodeo.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Estro Felino]

Can you believe my father is much more understanding and supportive towards my transexual nature? Than my mother?

It is because he is a connoisseur of pretty ladies, whereas mothers can easily become envious of their own daughters.