The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Estro Felino]

This makes me think of a colleague I am enamored of...he knows nothing

 

[sun rise]

I'm getting better. Flu departing.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wonder if it's literally possible to drown from hyper active, super clogged, ultra congested sinuses? They are basically a faucet right now, stuck on, and have turnef my throat into a drain pipe.

 

[sun rise]

SNAP: Plane Passenger Goes Berserk Over Long Bathroom Line, Threatens To Kill Pilot...

Just wait until they remove the bathrooms to add more seats and sell Depends to people instead.

 

[Estro Felino]

 

[Estro Felino]

I think there is too much rivalry and envy among women nowadays.
Women fighting over men...women criticizing other women for their looks or clothes.

I don't hate any woman...I envy nobody...I am very self-confident...
If a man dumps me for another woman, I accept it. Life goes on

 

[sun rise]

While thinking about and looking around to answer @Sunstone 's topic, I ran into these

 

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

And for the politically inclined:

 

[Estro Felino]

Thete is a vet in my neighborhood. Handsomest cutest man ever...and there usually are only women in his waiting room...with cats and dogs

 

[sun rise]

A helpful reminder:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's a joke, that is, but it's absolutely amazing how a dog can change attitudes and atmospheres in a one-on-one or group therapy session.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Thete is a vet in my neighborhood. Handsomest cutest man ever...and there usually are only women in his waiting room...with cats and dogs

Im gonna have to go there with a snake draped around me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Im sickly feeling, but there is a need to make money today and even work tomorrow. I significantly underestimated mileage, and Imma be 300-400 miles over for an oil change when it get to it tomorrow. And then I gotta mow. And it's my birthday so I must devour entire shrimp villages.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I hope another trans thread pops up soon so I can rub it in to those who think transitioning has left me miserable that it's been many years since I've cried on my birthday. That the day can be a day celebrate and enjoy life, rather than being reminded of my sorrows.

 

[Rival]

I'm becoming very rebellious in my dreams. Against school teachers specifically. School teachers annoy me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm becoming very rebellious in my dreams. Against school teachers specifically. School teachers annoy me.

I tend to lean towards encouraging rebellion, resistance, and a religious zeal of an approach towards the idea authority must earn respect.

 

[Wu Wei]

This just in, 1860, Abraham Lincoln proclaims post-Civil War Dixie modeled state flags to be illegal due to racist overtones.

Source please.
And you do realize the Civil War did not start until 1861

 

[Brickjectivity]

A helpful reminder:

I suspect people who like customer service may have slight tone deafness. That probably helps, but I err on the side of seriousness in this. People who call customer service know the truth that customers desperately want to talk to someone -- anyone. A customer service agent can use this if they know how.

 

[Obsydian]

It's true. Burning off those calories may require increased activity, like dancing.

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And dancing naked at that, it seems.

Does keeping your mouth open as you swish your hips help the fat escape faster?