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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I have sinus mucus for sale. And don't think it useless! One fine use as it is nearing Halloween is because it's mixed with girl slobber you can repulse and haunt those like @Estro Felino. And with Christmas also nearing, Santa will be thankful that you lubed your chimney for him.
It's only $\£\€\¥ 99.99 per gallon. And act quick, as it will take me an hour to fill one gallon. But just think of all the awesome things you can do with a gallon of sinus mucus!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Im starting to be able to hear the unique qualities of my first that makes its voice a unique individual. She has alot of sadness and anger, and depression and brooding going on, just like her mama. Which, really, it makes sense as the guitar was designed with the blues and metal in mind. :cool:
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
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stonewall Jackson, innovative no hat design, askew hat is now no hat. infinite Japanese army. bigger beard , less chicks.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I've been neglecting my bass. It's also not the best quality as far as instruments go. I have been assured it is good worthy, but just barely. The only downside in replacing it is 5 string fretless are hard to find,and often very expensive when you do.
 

Obsydian

Well-Used Member
I have sinus mucus for sale. And don't think it useless! One fine use as it is nearing Halloween is because it's mixed with girl slobber you can repulse and haunt those like @Estro Felino. And with Christmas also nearing, Santa will be thankful that you lubed your chimney for him.
It's only $\£\€\¥ 99.99 per gallon. And act quick, as it will take me an hour to fill one gallon. But just think of all the awesome things you can do with a gallon of sinus mucus!
I didn't even pay that much for the psychomagnotheric slime from Ghostbusters II. How does yours top that?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It makes me wonder who's bright idea it was to take things that describe those born in the 90s and apply them to people born in the 80s? Do they have to deal with the annoyances of telling people "no, I'm too old for that to actually apply to me" because they got the wrong idea because some dummies think the last to grow up without cellphone and computers and spend formative years during the cold War is the same as the first to grow up with the technology and without the cold war?
 
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