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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Wu Wei said:
Yeah, and next you'll tell me it was nothing personal, it just business
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Yup. And do remember that next time I spray you with pepper spray and punch your nose on behalf of the "picnic basket inspections violate or rights" group. Als because they only paid me to stop the inspection of their picnic basket, but the time you come to I'll be long gone as protecting them from repercussive maulings isn't what they paid me for.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
sun rise said:
Is nothing sacred any longer?
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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had lots of fun tonight. I even got my hair stroked, which felt like a message with the headache I still have. I got more hairplay when one lady treated her hands around my head rest with her fingers in my hair, and her occasionally tugging at my hair to navigate. And I also got one ladies number after I was having some non serious fun with their group (it's pretty much a weekend thing I role with, have fun with, and get more hair attention :D), and even though I'm always known as morning more than drivers I really don't even know their names, I got one of their phone numbers tonight.
I was also called many things tonight als looked like many things, including a weirdo (that weirdo told me I look like a weirdo and wanted to know where the weirdos hang out in town), a comic book fan, Trump supporter, someone who hangs out with frat boys, some othersI don't remember, and really hot. At this rate, I might hit the point where I require my hair being played with as a job perk for any future jobs i have.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And right after the hair play, flirty fun, and getting a number, I picked up a mid 20s whiny douchy ***** complaining he can't get laid and women won't sleep with him. I want even buzzed and he was a buzz kill, snap back to headache. I hope he has blue balls.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I also got caught up on boyfriend drama with a repeat passanger, and had one group worth a very obese woman talking about whopping ***, chasing people, kicking in doors, and she can't even get more than a few words or before gasping for air, said she has stabbed someone, and claimed to be a mature person.
 
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