The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[StarryNightshade]

"When I was a boy, I helped the neighborhood anti-Semites beat up the other Semitic kids." Can't remember if that was from Woody Allen or Brighton Beach Memoirs.

Point taken.

 

[Wirey]

I'm not quite sure how to take that.

I know. Human emotions, who can fathom them?

How you doin'?

 

[Draka]

I have to pee.

That is all.

 

[Buttercup]

The Halloween candy may not last until Halloween. :candy1::candy2::franken::witch::candy4:

That is all.

 

[dawny0826]

My brother in law texted this to my sister yesterday:

"Bella crapped in the back yard again and Chase planted his shoe right in it! At least he wasn't bare foot! Trying to clean poop out of the sole of his shoe. May be a litte later than usual..."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I found out today that a presentation I gave at a student symposium last year, on the positive morality of South Park, was a finalist for best presentation. I almost won money for it and I didn't even know there was any sort of contest going on.

 

[Draka]

My brother in law texted this to my sister yesterday:

"Bella crapped in the back yard again and Chase planted his shoe right in it! At least he wasn't bare foot! Trying to clean poop out of the sole of his shoe. May be a litte later than usual..."

Speaking from experience, the "at least he wasn't barefoot" thing, sometimes, as gross as it sounds, it's almost easier to deal with when stepping in unpleasant surprises. Washing your foot off is easy. Cleaning out the tread of a sneaker...it's a *****. :cover:

 

[ChristineES]

Okay, just got home from grocery store, must put groceries away, go pick up kids from early dismissal, then give principal hell. Yep...plan of action.

Just got notice in mail that the (what I thought was a minor) incident in school of my son showing the color of his new underwear has been written up as a sexual behavior warning and precursor to possible suspension. What the effin hell? He pulled down the front of his jeans a couple inches to show his "cool" new undies and that's what they deem "sexual behavior" worthy of possible suspension? For a 2nd grader? Time to go remove someone's head from their ***.

Oh, good grief. I am sorry you and your son had to go through that. What is happening in our schools nowadays, anyway?

 

[Revoltingest]

I bought several hundred dollars worth of old pattern valves today.
I know what you're thinking.....such excitement!

 

[Wirey]

The prettiest girl I work with is going through a divorce, and just told me she hopes she meets someone just like me. I was very flattered.

How she doin'?

 

[Viker]

I woke up and realized I had nothing important to do today except visit mom later. I went back to sleep. Cat wasn't having any of that.

 

[StarryNightshade]

As a gay male, I've become even more disenchanted with the LGBT community and activism as time goes by. Maybe I've become that grumpy old man?

 

[Debater Slayer]

I think I'm going to finally do things I should have done a long time ago. In hindsight, I realize I was just stalling more than anything else. That may be about to change soon.

 

[Nada]

Strange ways.....

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[Wirey]

As a gay male, I've become even more disenchanted with the LGBT community and activism as time goes by. Maybe I've become that grumpy old man?

Maybe you turned straight! And I was just going to hit on you.

How you doin'?

 

[Viker]

As a gay male, I've become even more disenchanted with the LGBT community and activism as time goes by. Maybe I've become that grumpy old man?

Happens to all of us. Well, except the grumpy old man thing. Have fun with male seniority and senility.

 

[StarryNightshade]

Happens to all of us. Well, except the grumpy old man thing. Have fun with male seniority and senility.

Hey, I'm not senil...wait...where am I?

 

[StarryNightshade]

Maybe you turned straight! And I was just going to hit on you.

How you doin'?

 

[Wirey]

Speechless with disappointment, huh?

 

[StarryNightshade]

Speechless with disappointment, huh?

Un Poco.