The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Tomorrow comes suddenly, but the transition can be difficult.

If it comes suddenly you have poor grasp on time. You need to grab it, choke it, squeeze it until it's life is an inch away from non-life, scare and threaten it good, and tomorrow will come precisely every 24 hours on the dot.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You can always replace 'Blonde' in most of the jokes with some other characters such as political opponents.

I'm a clutsy blonde, not a boneheaded politician. I'm cute when I drop something. Air headed politicians drop something and people die because they were blown up.

 

[sun rise]

I'm a clutsy blonde, not a boneheaded politician. I'm cute when I drop something. Air headed politicians drop something and people die because they were blown up.

Some of them are duds so their dropping something does not always result in a kaboom.

 

[Ouroboros]

Public announcement:
Tomorrows meeting for people suffering ADD is ... squirrel!!!

 

[Estro Felino]

Guys...I had the weirdest dreams tonight...
I dreamt of making love with a politician, a head of the Italian dems...
Me? The rightist?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Guys...I had the weirdest dreams tonight...
I dreamt of making love with a politician, a head of the Italian dems...
Me? The rightist?

I'm so far Left and South that I come with my own gravitational pull. You're apparently starting to get caught in it and being pulled in.

 

[Estro Felino]

I'm so far Left and South that I come with my own gravitational pull. You're apparently starting to get caught in it and being pulled in.

He's not that bad...I mean...he's my type ...but really...if I think of the Italian Left...ewww

 

[Shadow Wolf]

He's not that bad...I mean...he's my type ...but really...if I think of the Italian Left...ewww

If you like big and hairy and want to swing Left look no further than Michael Moore.

 

[sun rise]

From a group of friends in India many years ago, a philosophical statement about life: "Life is like a wet chapati floating in a sea of chai".

 

[Estro Felino]

If you like big and hairy and want to swing Left look no further than Michael Moore.

Well...I prefer someone like Jim Acosta...
Handsome, daring... mmm

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Occasionally I mildly find it amusing those sellers on Ebay selling $2 Buy It Now free shipping on old games that are going to cost them around $3.25 to ship first class.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

After this one lady repeatedly yelled at her mom for touching my hair, and touching it again, and again, I began to wonder how socially appropriate it is that I let people touch my hair when they are a Lyft passenger?

 

[Estro Felino]

The first transplant in the world of human vertebrae was carried out in Italy


Cough cough...in Italy...country with universal free healthcare...
Take that anti-socialists

 

[Shadow Wolf]

From a group of friends in India many years ago, a philosophical statement about life: "Life is like a wet chapati floating in a sea of chai".

I don't know what chapati is, but a sea of tea would be great.

 

[Estro Felino]

1989 song...
It is about the end of the eighties...
what we will be missing of these eighties...that we grabbed and immediately faded away...

He already knew they would never come back

 

[Brickjectivity]

Public announcement:
Tomorrows meeting for people suffering ADD is ... squirrel!!!

Reminds me of this doggy from the movie UP.

 

[Wu Wei]

My throat is dry, I think I will take a drink of water

 

[Wu Wei]

There, that's better....I was parched

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

After this one lady repeatedly yelled at her mom for touching my hair, and touching it again, and again, I began to wonder how socially appropriate it is that I let people touch my hair when they are a Lyft passenger?

well, maybe hair fetishists will get the word around that you're easy, and worth the money, to book a ride...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

There, that's better....I was parched

I would guess that's better than being poached...