Ok. But it'll be a few days before I'm out of the thing that turns me back into a regular non-80's serial killer, and then I'll have to find my first victims, and then I'll have to find a way over to you, ponder why I'm killing such a cute guy, and then remember it's the rage of the missing Frubals.
I guess the lives of Daddy A_E and/or Uncle Sunstone are at risk right now (Maybe A_E, since he's so far behind on child support, but Uncle Phil did have a weird thing with Ms. Doll that left me mentally disturbed). Only by Frubals being restored and their warm fuzzy nurturing goodness returned can their lives be spared. The first movie will be Frubals: The Ax of Deth. There should be no less than 6 or 8 (Rex will be the victim of the 4th one, the one that doesn't seem right at first but justifiable once you see the story) of them, so I'll need a string of victims. Wirey may be the only safe one because his farts, even in death, will kill the mood. Revoltingest, because of his uncanny resemblance to Willy, is practically doomed to just be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I predict his red plastic gas can in the shed is going to be shot with something that in no way will cause a spark, but his shed will go up in flames anyways, and him along with it. Draka and Buttercup will be those cute girls you wonder why'd they have to die, but you do get to see their pretty faces again, as their heads are displayed on a table, or car, I'd go with the Hannibal formaldehyde but I don't want to deviate too far from the 80'sness of it. Smart_Guy will be that guy, that one person that makes the killer pause, smile maybe even, but the rage takes over and that person ends up brutally murdered. The LHP room may seem abit more dark and brooding than normal for awhile, but just do the smart thing, which is pretty much anything you don't see in the movies, and you'll be ok.
Or maybe the Frubals will be returned and no one will have to die.