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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Batman cheated.

Here's a fair fight....
Cheating is his superpower.

No, Superman cheats. Being created to have only one weakness is cheating. Batman proved himself the superior fighter by exploiting the only weakness of the cheater.
I believe in Superman. He could genetically weed out his one weakness, but he keeps it just in case Batman decides that Superman has gone insane and has to be put down. Its like they're in a zombie movie, and they have each promised not to let the other become a zombie.

Predator would lose at first to Wolverine, then would copy Wolverine's genetic secret and incorporate it into the next Predator generation which would then destroy Wolverine.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
No, Superman cheats. Being created to have only one weakness is cheating. Batman proved himself the superior fighter by exploiting the only weakness of the cheater.
You really have your nerd mojo working today!
It's not cheating if Superman was born that way.
And all foes know his powers.
If Superman wanted to cheat, he could'a just
deployed sarin, novichok, or VX gas.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Well, I hope nobody gets stranded on that island.

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
If ya canna take the heat, then stay out'a the kitchen.
And chew yer corn!

@sun rise likes corn
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Speaking of corn, a State election many years ago, I saw all these signs for "Vote for" for different offices and different candidates....and in the middle of all those signs was one sign with this and only this on it

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But the background was white, not blue.......I voted for corn that year....corn was the best choice....certainly the most intelligent and made the most sense
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
@sun rise likes corn
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Speaking of corn, a State election many years ago, I saw all these signs for "Vote for" for different offices and different candidates....and in the middle of all those signs was one sign with this and only this on it

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But the background was white, not blue.......I voted for corn that year....corn was the best choice....certainly the most intelligent and made the most sense
A question is raised....
If you eat a politician, do undigested chunks befoul the woods?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The predator must take advantage of Wolverine's weaknesses.
I recommend a head shot. That would wipe his memory of
why they were fighting. Then the predator could even convince
his foe that they're lovers.
How's that for thinking outside the box, eh.
Wolverine has regenerated brain damage.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wolverine has regenerated brain damage.
But he's lost memories.
An adamantium bullet to the skull did it in one movie.
Moreover, while he's temporarily incapacitated, the
predator could simply carve away enuf flesh to make
Wolverine's healing powers useless.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You really have your nerd mojo working today!
It's not cheating if Superman was born that way.
And all foes know his powers.
If Superman wanted to cheat, he could'a just
deployed sarin, novichok, or VX gas.
Superman is a wimp, a coward, a cheater, and a lame hero who basically risks nothing. Wolverine also technically risks little overhaul, but hes not 99.99999% invulnerable, and he doesn't look forward to the pain of the "suicide missions" he's sent on.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Superman is a wimp, a coward, a cheater, and a lame hero who basically risks nothing. Wolverine also technically risks little overhaul, but hes not 99.99999% invulnerable, and he doesn't look forward to the pain of the "suicide missions" he's sent on.
Superman's real fault is that he's not an interesting superhero.
I've already explained one way Wolverine can be done in.
There are others, eg, imprisonment, pumping his body with
liquid adamantium, BBQing.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Superman is a wimp, a coward, a cheater, and a lame hero who basically risks nothing. Wolverine also technically risks little overhaul, but hes not 99.99999% invulnerable, and he doesn't look forward to the pain of the "suicide missions" he's sent on.
You agree with Lex Luthor!? GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!

Superman's real fault is that he's not an interesting superhero.
I've already explained one way Wolverine can be done in.
There are others, eg, imprisonment, pumping his body with
liquid adamantium, BBQing.
Superman has a robot dog. *drops the mic*
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
But he's lost memories.
An adamantium bullet to the skull did it in one movie.
Moreover, while he's temporarily incapacitated, the
predator could simply carve away enuf flesh to make
Wolverine's healing powers useless.

HA!!! Like you'd do anything to a Wolverine

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Even bears don't take then lightly
 
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