The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Superman has a robot dog. *drops the mic*

Not much of a robot if he can't even hold a microphone.

 

[Revoltingest]

Dang, someone needs to join Weight Watchers.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Dang, someone needs to join Weight Watchers.

just because something runs away from you doesn't mean you have to chase it and eat it...I mean, it's calories and calories out, man!

 

[Wu Wei]

just because something runs away from you doesn't mean you have to chase it and eat it...I mean, it's calories and calories out, man!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm a bear and even I know this is an idiotic thing to do

I mean...that bear has no idea where that biscuit has been

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The eyes have it.

 

[sun rise]

I don't know about you, sugar plum, but I look dahrling in a red dress with a beard.

It's a big wide wonderful world you live in
When you're in love you're a master
Of all your survey you're a gay Santa Claus
There's a brave new star-spangled sky above you
When you're in love you're a hero
A Nero a Poirot a Wizard of Oz

You've a kingdom power and glory the old old oldest of stories
Here's new true you'll build your Rome in just one day
Life is mystic a mid-summer's night you live in
A Turkish delight you're in heaven
It's swell when you're really in love
It's swell when you're really in love

 

[Wu Wei]

Hello

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've already explained one way Wolverine can be done in.

High fructose corn syrup. Or whatever is in the corn which in turn means in everything. You have to attack him at the genetic level itself to hinder and halt the regenerative process.
Which still doesn't make sense because that damage would be accumulative, meaning his healthy body would heal that damage. Hes survived having his soft tissue incinerate and burnt from his skeleton in a blast from Nitro, and he survived Hiroshima. He feels every bit of pain from it all, but he's basically more indestructible than Homer Simpson.

 

[Revoltingest]

High fructose corn syrup. Or whatever is in the corn which in turn means in everything. You have to attack him at the genetic level itself to hinder and halt the regenerative process.
Which still doesn't make sense because that damage would be accumulative, meaning his healthy body would heal that damage. Hes survived having his soft tissue incinerate and burnt from his skeleton in a blast from Nitro, and he survived Hiroshima. He feels every bit of pain from it all, but he's basically more indestructible than Homer Simpson.

An idea....
Pump Wolverine full of Aunt Jemima corn syrup.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

man has a robot dog.

Batman is a ninja with cool toys. Amd we both have that shadow thing going on.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

An idea....
Pump Wolverine full of Aunt Jemima corn syrup.

Even for you that one is low. At least you could try a beer as it might make him tipsy before he skewers you. But sugar water that is fake syrup? Such hideous cruelty.

 

[Wu Wei]

Cortisone shot in knee, wait 5 weeks see what happens, the decide if there will be arthroscopic surgery or not

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

Cortisone shot in knee, wait 5 weeks see what happens, the decide if there will be arthroscopic surgery or not

No thanks.
I'll just continue ejoying my perfect (for almost 67 years old) knees.

 

[Wu Wei]

No thanks.
I'll just continue ejoying my perfect (for almost 67 years old) knees.

You have the knees...I have the crowbar.....if you ever get tired of those working knees....just let me know

 

[sun rise]

What does the crow order when he steps up to the bar?

 

[Revoltingest]

What does the crow order when he steps up to the bar?

 

[Wu Wei]

the drink of the successful Cro-Magnon who knows what he wants