Lol, non shouldn't laugh but...
Reminds me of my grandmother and a family story often recounted in her memory.
Many years ago she was spending Christmas at her newly married sons house (mothers brother).
They had a newly installed shower over bath (no room for a separate shower). The bathroom contained the bath (with shower) a hand basin and a WC with high cistern and about 3 square feet to move around in.
Gran wanted to try a shower never having used one before. I should mention here she was slightly (hugely) overweight.
She stood in the shower, turned it on, slipped, grabbed the water feed pipe to steady herself, ripped it from the wall and tore the connection apart spraying water into the air. She reached out to the chain dangling from the toilet cistern and tore the whole unit off the wall, it spun across the bathroom, the feed pipe spewing more water. The ceramic cistern hit the ceramic sink unit, both of which exploded in a cloud of pot shards one of which burst the hot water pipe, more water cascading.
She tumbled over the edge of the bath, landed head first in the small foot well. Legs flailing in the air and lady bits fully exposed howling with laughter.
Luckily the door opened outwardly, imagine the devastation that greeted my uncle as he opened the door to see what the fuss was about.