The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

3 rhymes

Three rhymes
suck limes
sometimes.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm going to floss.

 

[ChristineM]

I might be wrong but I think that to cut wood that will fit into a stove so to be able to shut the door is one of the easiest things in this world to do. So, I have to wonder why all the logs that won't fit.

Yeah, our's are "supposedly" cut to 50cm before delivery. Not difficult to cut a standard one metre long log in half... one would think.

One of our first purchases here was a chain saw to cut half the delivery to size.

 

[ChristineM]

It appears a Russian dating agency has acquired my email address. Hiw do i know? I get between 5 and 10 emails per day from women wanting me to **** them

 

[Wu Wei]

Did you know that you can use haggis to make tea?

 

[Wu Wei]

It's why I can't do retail and fast food. I think that was my third job shown there.

I can't do either...can't deal with checkout...all those people, standing in line, getting ants, just waiting to be mauled

 

[Wu Wei]

Three rhymes
suck limes
sometimes.

WELL!!!! That was uncalled for..... BAD DOG!!!!...BAD BAD DOG!!!!!

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Wu Wei]

Got to love it when there is an IT issue, and you contact the person in charge of that to tell them, and they respond with some setting that you should check......when YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT SHOWED THEM HOW TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!! That AIN'T the problem, if it was....I would have FIXED IT ALREADY!!!!!!!

 

[MNoBody]

 

[sun rise]

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One part of male intelligence is understanding female intelligence (yes, that is sexist):

 

[MNoBody]

One part of male intelligence is understanding female intelligence (yes, that is sexist):

and gets deeper when they say to do the same thing with yourself....know thyself...unite the 2 polarities

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, goodnight RF, wherever you are....and I leave you with..

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Renting a room somewhere in Bakersfield for cheap sounds better and better. I know the town very well, I'll be able to get better insurance for my needs (which will help bring certain costs down so I'll still be able to get things done, but room and insurance will be a significant portion of my income), and this thing with my parents just isn't working. They're both ****ty, nasty, miserable, bitter wankers taking their agressions out on anyone amd anything they see as beneath them, including me. And they can take their ****ing excuses and bull**** and shove it. I e had it.
I'll cross the knee bridge when I get to it as covid has already greatly impeded my plans.

 

[Wu Wei]

Before @Revoltingest post this......this was not me........I was no where near Alaska..... and I have witnesses

Grizzly bear kills hunter in national park in Alaska

 

[Revoltingest]

Before @Revoltingest post this......this was not me........I as was no where near Alaska..... and I have witnesses

Grizzly bear kills hunter in national park in Alaska

Fixed.
Perhaps your spelling suffers when you're
still excited about a recent kill, eh.

 

[Wu Wei]

Fixed.
Perhaps your spelling suffers when you're
still excited about a recent kill, eh.

That's low, even for you.....changing my spelling so you can look smart....when if you look at my original post, anyone can see that there were no errors....well...at least if they look at it now

 

[Revoltingest]

That's low, even for you.....changing my spelling so you can look smart....when if you look at my original post, anyone can see that there were no errors....well...at least if they look at it now

You don't even acknowledge the kindness I bestowed
by not correcting the other error...."no where" to "nowhere".

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't even acknowledge the kindness I bestowed
by not correcting the other error...."no where" to "nowhere".

Noway ain't not gonna happening not achance don't a be holdin da breth...nope