The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I could even go all the way to Maine.

I'm not sure about that, you'd have to check with Maine first

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm not sure about that, you'd have to check with Maine first

The "M" states stick together.
Except for Mindiana & Midaho.

 

[Wu Wei]

Mr Van has a pickanick basket.
It has packaged Indian food & fruit.

It shall need to be inspected and Mr Van will need to be given a high class trendy bear remodeling....

an example of our fancy bear remodeling work

 

[sun rise]

Big fat hairy deal!!!! We here in NYS don't want most of you infested folks from other states and territories to soil our borders either .... not unless you quarantine for 14 days.....ya plague carrying disease spreaders

• Alabama
• Alaska
• Arkansas
• Colorado
• Delaware
• Florida
• Georgia
• Guam
• Idaho
• Illinois
• Indiana
• Iowa
• Kansas
• Kentucky
• Louisiana
• Minnesota
• Mississippi
• Missouri
• Montana
• Nebraska
• New Mexico
• Nevada
• New Mexico
• North Carolina
• North Dakota
• Oklahoma
• Puerto Rico
• Rhode Island
• South Carolina
• South Dakota
• Tennessee
• Texas
• Utah
• West Virginia
• Wisconsin
• Wyoming

And since it appears New Mexico is on there twice, I can only assume....ya virus carrying infected indigents have to quarantine 28 days before you can enter the hallowed grounds of NYS

The super spreader of all super spreaders and staff is not on the list. They're fanning out from Washington, DC, to bring the gift of assimilation to all of us.

 

[Revoltingest]

It shall need to be inspected and Mr Van will need to be given a high class trendy bear remodeling....

an example of our fancy bear remodeling work

Mr Van is constructed differently. His walls are strong plywood.
The doors are reinforced 3/4" plywood with heavy hardware.
He's further defended with haggis scent.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Everyone needs their own facemask:

 

[Stevicus]

Big fat hairy deal!!!! We here in NYS don't want most of you infested folks from other states and territories to soil our borders either .... not unless you quarantine for 14 days.....ya plague carrying disease spreaders

• Alabama
• Alaska
• Arkansas
• Colorado
• Delaware
• Florida
• Georgia
• Guam
• Idaho
• Illinois
• Indiana
• Iowa
• Kansas
• Kentucky
• Louisiana
• Minnesota
• Mississippi
• Missouri
• Montana
• Nebraska
• New Mexico
• Nevada
• New Mexico
• North Carolina
• North Dakota
• Oklahoma
• Puerto Rico
• Rhode Island
• South Carolina
• South Dakota
• Tennessee
• Texas
• Utah
• West Virginia
• Wisconsin
• Wyoming

And since it appears New Mexico is on there twice, I can only assume....ya virus carrying infected indigents have to quarantine 28 days before you can enter the hallowed grounds of NYS

My state is not is not on the list, but I'd have to travel through some of those states in order to get to NY. And who knows what I'll catch along the way.

 

[Wu Wei]

The super spreader of all super spreaders and staff is not on the list. They're fanning out from Washington, DC, to bring the gift of assimilation to all of us.

Another Califoniastanian just trying to make a New Yorker look in the other direction while they try and sneak their virus infected selves in, undetected, to the glorious state of NY

 

[sun rise]

Another Califoniastanian just trying to make a New Yorker look in the other direction while they try and sneak their virus infected selves in, undetected, to the glorious state of NY

 

[Wu Wei]

Mr Van is constructed differently. His walls are strong plywood.
The doors are reinforced 3/4" plywood with heavy hardware.
He's further defended with haggis scent.

no problem. we do houses and garages too....so Mr Vn, no problem at all

 

[Wu Wei]

My state is not is not on the list, but I'd have to travel through some of those states in order to get to NY. And who knows what I'll catch along the way.

And then you are expected to quarantine 14 days before you come in the state

 

[Wu Wei]

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Bunch of disease bringers to all things good and clean

 

[Revoltingest]

no problem. we do houses and garages too....so Mr Vn, no problem at all

Mr Van's doors are extra strong.
Bear proof.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Mr Van's doors are extra strong.
Bear proof.

Eh he'll probably just tickle your feet 'til you give him the key.

 

[Stevicus]

And then you are expected to quarantine 14 days before you come in the state

Well, at least I'd have protection from the bear population.

 

[MNoBody]

 

[Revoltingest]

Eh he'll probably just tickle your feet 'til you give him the key.

A bear can't use Mr Van's key
His hurdle is simple, you see
He has the temerity,
But lacks the dexterity
To open a lock he can't free

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Bet ya a frubal you'll still be in Ameristan next year.
You can't leave us.

Next year isn't feasible. Closer to three or four years. Gotta take care of some stuff first before I'll be ready to go.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Next year isn't feasible. Closer to three or four years. Gotta take care of some stuff first before I'll be ready to go.

A lot can happen in 3 to 4 years.

 

[Revoltingest]

Next year isn't feasible. Closer to three or four years. Gotta take care of some stuff first before I'll be ready to go.

A few more years, & you'll be even more entrenched in Ameristan.