The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

Prayers and warm wishes, @ChristineM

Thanks so much and could you send the kids a couple of dollars each... There's 1024 of them...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Thanks so much and could you send the kids a couple of dollars each... There's 1024 of them...

Sure!

And I know exactly as a woman how to do it...

@Revoltingest - Christine and I are women on tough times. Could you spare some money for her 1024 kids?

 

[ChristineM]

Sure!

And I know exactly as a woman how to do it...

@Revoltingest - Christine and I are women on tough times. Could you spare some money for her 1024 kids?

that deserves more than a funny frube although it is hilarious it is also creative and a winner par excellence, oh and i like it..

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

Sure!

And I know exactly as a woman how to do it...

@Revoltingest - Christine and I are women on tough times. Could you spare some money for her 1024 kids?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

May the female gods not have headaches when your time comes to be admitted into heaven.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Heaven is looking at a corn field and seeing a hardware store.

 

[Stevicus]

I'll throw this into the kitty.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am worried, really worried.

This morning we popped into sarlat to get id photos for the new requirement for brits living in france to hold a residency card (thanks Brexit). We finalise the applications on monday at the department administrative offices.

First bad news, the photo machine returned my money with the message "your photographs are unsuitable for modern ID purposes" what???

Second attempt was better but i look like an escaped convict. Never mind, it will do the job.

On the way home we had arranged to call in at the doctors for our regular checkups.

When the doc stopped with the stethoscope over my heart and whispered "hmmm" my blood pressure must have shot through the roof.

She said i needed to see a cardiologist, it could be infection from my operations or something else.

Rather than asking me to get the cardioligist number from the secretary she actually made the phone call to book the appointment herself which didnt help the stress level any. When she asked the phone if there was an earlier reservation, stress starts steaming out my ears. When the cardioligist say she will open later on tuesday eaving for a special reservation i am ready to tear down the doctors office.

So i don't know, infection or worse, i will let you know.

I'm hoping for the best.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm almost up to one of those, completely and entirely not-at-all worked for.
Except it's not actually one of those. It's basically a pool of numbers that has grown to about the size but yet requires far more growth before it can give me a real one of those.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

May the female gods not have headaches when your time comes to be admitted into heaven.

But, if he goes to Heaven, I'll be lonely and bored in Hell. Which means Wu has to go to. Because I assume those two are what uncles are like with each other because I don't actually know. I'd say Sunrise as well, but all dogs go to heaven so that won't happen.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

But, if he goes to Heaven, I'll be lonely and bored in Hell. Which means Wu has to go to. Because I assume those two are what uncles are like with each other because I don't actually know. I'd say Sunrise as well, but all dogs go to heaven so that won't happen.

It's true that us trying to keep sunrise out of heaven is a wasted effort. That dog will ascend.

 

[Wu Wei]

bunch of cheapskates

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

bunch of cheapskates

Shouldn't have done that.

Now I'll spend it all in one place.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's true that us trying to keep sunrise out of heaven is a wasted effort. That dog will ascend.

If I set my desires I am a corrupter of souls.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

If I set my desires I am a corrupter of souls.

I'm pretty sure I won't make like a dog and ascend, myself.

 

[Stevicus]

bunch of cheapskates

Well, okay, Bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

Since I am throwing money around....and I have no idea why or what for.....

now....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Shouldn't have done that.

Now I'll spend it all in one place.

Have you EVER TRIED to get someone to break one of those???

And you thought getting change for a Benjamin was tough...

 

[JustGeorge]

Have you EVER TRIED to get someone to break one of those???

And you thought getting change for a Benjamin was tough...

Was at a store yesterday that had a sign saying if you were unable to make exact change, your change would be donated to some charity or another(can't remember which one).