The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I quote..."Shut yer festering pie hole ya rassin frassin no good no account lowbrow lazy laggard"

And were did the cat come from..,,,,hmmm...ya fididling propagandist

Wu Wei...now with 20% more rassin, & 25% more frassin.

 

[Stevicus]

I quote..."Shut yer festering pie hole ya rassin frassin no good no account lowbrow lazy laggard"

And were did the cat come from..,,,,hmmm...ya fididling propagandist

The cat may have been added for effect. It works. Reminds me of this skit:

 

[Wu Wei]

Wu Wei...now with 20% more rassin, & 25% more frassin.

Well that may be true DING DANG IT!!!!! But am going to go on a rassin frassin diet and reduce my rassin frassin.....

 

[Wu Wei]

The cat may have been added for effect. It works. Reminds me of this skit:

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to log off and read something...that is printed on paper

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Turns out 21 also LARPs.
I've yet to hear him say anything Klingon, so that may be the only thing that keeps me getting out nerded by a fictional nerd.

 

[sun rise]

I'm going to log off and read something...that is printed on paper

 

[Jedster]

Being relatively new to Windows10, I just did a defragmentation and noticed the improvement in speed compared to previous versions.

I think this fulfils the thread title.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Being relatively new to Windows10, I just did a defragmentation and noticed the improvement in speed compared to previous versions.

I think this fulfils the thread title.

What's that? Fulfill the thread title? Why would we ever do that?

 

[Jedster]

What's that? Fulfill the thread title? Why would we ever do that?

It's just a random meaningless announcement.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's just a random meaningless announcement.

Such effort. You can't keep doing that. We're too lazy here to do that much work.
Over achieving twerp.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It goes up, it goes down, but after a couple months and numbers cruncher my poker bankroll hasn't changed much. It is on a positive slope, and while it is slope, it would be useless for sledding or skiing.
(This is still playing low stakes).

 

[Revoltingest]

A cop stops @Shadow Wolf for speeding.
He asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As Chrome mobile doesn't have plugins I see ads here. Turns out playing online poker for money is a religious activity.
Which must mean I am a very religious person. But not religious enough as I sit in Purgatory and keep working towards my goal of Paradise.
And of course the gods yet and still are behind me on this, a sure sign as I am above the vast majority of money losing players in Hell.

 

[ChristineM]

It's just a random meaningless announcement.

I keep doing that but others like poking bears and playing poker. It's so lonely being meaningless and random. I for one am happy to see you

 

[sun rise]

I woke up in a mood to go to a high mountain, look down on all the degenerate sinners in the world and let the fingers of doom loose.

Then I looked at the "news" (sick) and RF and decided that I should have done it long ago.

After all, when I read the new RF threads: "Does food franco flu coincidence salvation hardware the white forgive" leave me any choice in the matter.

 

[Revoltingest]

@polymath goes into the doctor's office.
He said his body hurt wherever he touched it..
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
Poly took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed.
Then he pushed his elbow and screamed even more.
He pushed his knee and screamed...then pushed his knee and screamed.
Every place he touched, he screamed.
The doctor asked, "You're a professor of something....math?"
"Yes", said Poly.
Doctor: 'Your finger is broken.'

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

For @ChristineM...

 

[sun rise]