The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I misread it so you're wrong, wrong and again wrong.

You only said that because you wanted to tell me I'm wrong......it is kind of a personal vendetta for you......because dogs and bears.....are natural enemies....see

wait...what....sorry um....just ignore those photos and just take my word for it

 

[Wu Wei]

I think I'm going to shut ff the computer, the TV and stop talking with people for awhile...or the day...or the week......with everything going on in my life at the moment....I can't take the state of the nation at the moment.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

My dog knows I'm the monster who lives in the house and brings the food, but my dog tries to manipulate me into believing that I am a dog. It thinks I'll forget.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....I an now listening to David Bowie Jean Genie....and you know what..... I'm logging off..I shall monitor my office with my phone...and I am going to read a book...I'm pretty sure there is nothing in that book to annoy or anger me

so later

 

[Revoltingest]

I have a real estate deal for Mrs @Wu Wei....
Fashion Designer Tom Ford Finds Buyer for Tadao Ando-Designed New Mexico Ranch

 

[sun rise]

And we now know that a fixer-upper in DC will be remodeled and have new occupants soon.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a real estate deal for Mrs @Wu Wei....
Fashion Designer Tom Ford Finds Buyer for Tadao Ando-Designed New Mexico Ranch

Nope...wrong country....she wants real estate outside the US...and New Mexico is to hot, has to much sand, has to many big hairy bugs and is loaded with sidewinders....and it has snakes too

 

[Wu Wei]

I just read an article "the 7 types of rest that every person needs" and you know what..... I currently don't get any of them

Is it any wonder I am grumpy, annoyed, generally angry, and looking to maul others

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Nope...wrong country....she wants real estate outside the US...and New Mexico is to hot, has to much sand, has to many big hairy bugs and is loaded with sidewinders....and it has snakes too

And it's New Mexico. Where I was pulled over for doing five over.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just read an article "the 7 types of rest that every person needs" and you know what..... I currently don't get any of them

Is it any wonder I am grumpy, annoyed, generally angry, and looking to maul others

It looked good until that preachy bit at the end. Like when I was told I'm spiritual when I was in IOP, insisting I have a spiritual side despite me just telling them I don't and I have no interest in it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope...wrong country....she wants real estate outside the US...and New Mexico is to hot, has to much sand, has to many big hairy bugs and is loaded with sidewinders....and it has snakes too

Since when is New Mexico in Ameristan?

 

[sun rise]

I just read an article "the 7 types of rest that every person needs" and you know what..... I currently don't get any of them

Is it any wonder I am grumpy, annoyed, generally angry, and looking to maul others

That's a great article.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To go with the John Penis guy thingy. I think. I don't know. This is Primus so it may just actually be about a girl, Wynonna, who really does have a big brown beaver for a pet.

Primus sucks!

 

[Revoltingest]

To go with the John Penis guy thingy. I think. I don't know. This is Primus so it may just actually be about a girl, Wynonna, who really does have a big brown beaver for a pet.

Primus sucks!

How about "Camilla Cameltoe"?

 

[sun rise]

For the one and only @Wu Wei

 

[Revoltingest]

Canines are particularly unwary, & susceptible to bear sneak attacks.

 

[Wu Wei]

Since when is New Mexico in Ameristan?

Since 1912

 

[Revoltingest]

Since 1912

Then why is it still called Mexico, Yogi!

 

[Wu Wei]

Then why is it still called Mexico, Yogi!

"NEW" Mexico...like New Hampshire, New England, New York, New Texas, New Michigan, New Caledonia and New Jersey,

 

[Revoltingest]

"NEW" Mexico...like New Hampshire, New England, New York, New Texas, New Michigan, New Caledonia and New Jersey,

Apparently I don't know me states as well as me guzintahz.