The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I like my delusions.

My invisible playmate is better than your invisible playmate.

 

[Revoltingest]

My invisible playmate is better than your invisible playmate.

But mine is better looking.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, what you are expecting is a reverse Sampson (biblical) thing...he lost his hair and got weak...you will lose your hair and get .......well..stronger, taller and hulk out......good luck with that

Bible? What Bible? There is no "p", it's Samson, Brock Samson, and Dwayne Johnson is nearly the reverse. Sort of. I've never seen him enter his car while it's speeding towards him so the Rock just has to live with being a lesser man than Samson.

 

[ChristineM]

Watch: 911 call about dismembered body leads to finding mannequin parts - UPI.com

What kind of sicko would chop up mannequins and throw them in the water?

When i was a kid my dads pal caused a big upset. After a night at the pub he began the walk home, nipped down an alleyway beside a cloths shop because he needed a pee. Found a mannequin in the shops waste bin and decided to take it home.

So many people phoned the police that they had seen a guy walking along dragging a naked woman by the ankles the whole village was shut down, armed police (rare at the time) and a helicopter deployed.

Something of a bemusement to a drunk

 

[ChristineM]

I wish!
No, just getting a haircut (which is cheaper than a divorce).

Ever go to a store, & see these old guys who seem to not
care about their appearance....longish unkempt hair...out
of style clothing...chatting up staff about the advantages
of machine threads over sheet metal threads?
Soon my hair won't be longish.

You obviously don't use my hairdresser

 

[ChristineM]

Not much more shampo.
A tiny bit of coconut oil, no problem.
Not often or frequently.
Pony tail.
How so?
Guys do look better with long hair.

Hell yeah

 

[Revoltingest]

You obviously don't use my hairdresser

I use the cheapest barber in town.
Wednesday is men's day....$1 off the usual $11.

 

[ChristineM]

I use the cheapest barber in town.
Wednesday is men's day....$1 off the usual $11.

Mens day? That's a bit sexist isn't it? I won't even buy man size tissues

 

[Revoltingest]

Mens day? That's a bit sexist isn't it? I won't even buy man size tissues

It is.
But it offsets Ladies Nite.

 

[ChristineM]

It is.
But it offsets Ladies Nite.

Where would you men be without ladies night.

 

[Revoltingest]

Where would you men be without ladies night.

I don't know where I am right now.

 

[ChristineM]

I don't know where I am right now.

Revoltistan maybe?

 

[Wu Wei]

Where would you men be without ladies night.

What's this ladies night you speak of? And for that matter,,,,what's this men's night you speak of?

 

[Revoltingest]

What's this ladies night you speak of? And for that matter,,,,what's this men's night you speak of?

They're things that don't coincide with Bear's Nite.

 

[ChristineM]

What's this ladies night you speak of? And for that matter,,,,what's this men's night you speak of?

No bears allowed

 

[Wu Wei]

They're things that don't coincide with Bear's Nite.

Every night is bear's night, so how is that possible

 

[Wu Wei]

No bears allowed

Well that's speciest

 

[Revoltingest]

Every night is bear's night, so how is that possible

We don't tell the bears.

 

[ChristineM]

Well that's speciest

Not really, its a safety precaution. Bears would not be safe among all those revelling ladies

 

[Revoltingest]

I could not, would not, do this.