How many would give up travel for a year just to have sex again?
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Did you eat fugu? We did. If there is something you must eat once in your life then fugu is it... Of course it may be the last once you ever eat anything but death from fugu is really quite rare now.
But i can honestly say we never ate tex mex
What....do you live in a food desert?
A french guy, and australian,a brit and an american in a bar having a drink.
The french guy looks downtrodden, when asked why he replies, "my wife demands sex at least every night and it's really to much."
The aussie, looking kind of miserable says, "that is so lucky, i wish i had sex every night, i have to wait for once a week"
The brit looking deeply morose says, "once a week, wow. It's only once a month for me"
The american guy looking pleased and smug keeps quiet"
They ask him "how about you"
Fidgeting with excitement he says "oh. My wife only allows sex once a year"
The other 3 ask in unison, "so why are you so happy?"
The joyful american replies "it's tonight, it's tonight"
In Japan i never ate tex mex, you must be haggis bound and not following the conversation
Leave it to a froggy to complain about the burden of sex.
Japan isn't the best place to search for Tex-Mex.
It's much more common here.
We even have snails.
Tried'm once.
That was enuf.
Obviously. Was laid out that way to see if you would bite. Caughtya
Not french snails then
Plus, the Ameristanian takes the Zen approach....
Instead of complaining about the frequency,
he revels in the joy of the moment.
Don't know.
I didn't detect an accent.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Wow!!!!
I had a style of food someone else hasn't. Pre-California at that.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I've heard that reworded as to be nationality-neutral. And sometimes with the speaker in the French position being satisfied and thrilled with his active sex life.
No habla jibber jabber.
I understand & respect that jokes require adjustment.
Wow!!!!
I had a style of food someone else hasn't. Pre-California at that.
I have eaten tex mex, but not in Japan. I think last time i had it, many moons ago, it was in Warrington of all places.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I just don't look at a snail and think "yum." I've seen some big, fat ones that I'm surprised some critter or bird didn't come along and think "yummy jackpot," but those are critters and birds.
