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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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I washed my car today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
My wife came out and asked me what's I was doing. I said nothing because if I had said thinking she would have asked me 50 questions of about what.
Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women believe that giving birth must be way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
My wife came out and asked me what's I was doing. I said nothing because if I had said thinking she would have asked me 50 questions of about what.
Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women believe that giving birth must be way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am scheduled for the covid jab!
This reminds me of a test for love.
Lock your dog in the trunk of one car.
Lock your wife in the other.
An hour later, open both.
See which one is glad to see you.
I do much the same thing although I suspect that we're trying to subvert your subversion along with subverting what is called western "civilization".
The loyal opposition.
Compliments, eh.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Why you banjo beating, chello chewing cheese fondler....that ain't no compliment...ya insurrectionist, insurgent, indigent
But under capitalism, one gets to choose where one drones.
There's also the choice of being the one herding the drones.
It did not take much for me to go on a rant. This was sufficient
50 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia