The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm sure whoever created that dog must have been.

Woof, woof. I am a dog who just snorted an eightball of cocaine. Woof, woof. Let's go to the park to get more. Woof, woof.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Well, it seems they're going to start using those robot security dogs at Tyndall AFB.

Robot security dogs start guarding Tyndall Air Force Base - UPI.com

Woof, woof!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Woof woof. It's dinner time and drugs are not on the menu.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've already had dinner.
Broiled salmon, asparagus & potatoes,
with pork fried rice followed by ice cream.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm tired..... I'm tired of sitting....dang knees

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm tired..... I'm tired of sitting....dang knees

You'd have liked my day....hiking up & down sand dunes.
But I did eat a ham & cheese sammich.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You'd have liked my day....hiking up & down sand dunes.

That's Indiana, but it's not Indiana. Too high of a "teeth per skull" ratio in that area with the lack of trailer parks and drug hotels found throughout the rest of the state. And you aren't surrounded by churches and bars.
You was in "Indiana Ultra Light." You gotta go further in to get that cowboy killing full strength of the Indiana Red kick. Serious on the cowboy killer part if he takes up their diet. And lack of exercise. And smoking habit that killed a few cowboys and a camel.
I'll admit, yes, I did think Joe Camel looked cool when I was a kid just because he was a Camel. He looked weird, but he was a camel and animals are cool. That's why they banned him. And ditched the Budweiser Frogs, even though they were pretty funny. Or so at least that's how I remember them.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's Indiana, but it's not Indiana. Too high of a "teeth per skull" ratio in that area with the lack of trailer parks and drug hotels found throughout the rest of the state. And you aren't surrounded by churches and bars.
You was in "Indiana Ultra Light." You gotta go further in to get that cowboy killing full strength of the Indiana Red kick. Serious on the cowboy killer part if he takes up their diet. And lack of exercise. And smoking habit that killed a few cowboys and a camel.
I'll admit, yes, I did think Joe Camel looked cool when I was a kid just because he was a Camel. He looked weird, but he was a camel and animals are cool. That's why they banned him. And ditched the Budweiser Frogs, even though they were pretty funny. Or so at least that's how I remember them.

I've been in other parts of Indianastan too.
They've always treated me well.
Must be the kavorka.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've been in other parts of Indianastan too.
They've always treated me well.
Must be the kavorka.

I'm more atypical than thou art, ye normie!
And Columbus did say something once about me being more queer than him.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm more atypical than thou art, ye normie!
And Columbus did say something once about me being more queer than him.

You need the kavorka.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You need the kavorka.

Nah. They just need less Jesus.

 

[sun rise]

I need a new pool cover pump. We are draining then refilling the pool because after a decade, there's a lot of calcium etc in the water and the pump decided that it was going to die on us - it was over 10 years old.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wish the gym was open 24 hours like normal. I really can't wait to get back in there and pick back up where I left off (which will take awhile) without worrying about maskless pigdogs and sloth-brained dingle berries who don't wear them right.

 

[Revoltingest]

I need a new pool cover pump. We are draining then refilling the pool because after a decade, there's a lot of calcium etc in the water and the pump decided that it was going to die on us - it was over 10 years old.

1st world problems.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have not missed caffeinated coffee, however I sometimes imagine drinking it. I call this tendency my coffee shadow. My coffee shadow wants to drink coffee, but I am perfectly fine without it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have not missed caffeinated coffee, however I sometimes imagine drinking it. I call this tendency my coffee shadow. My coffee shadow wants to drink coffee, but I am perfectly fine without it.

I do not miss caffeinated tea. Because I haven't gave it up and am drinking some right now.
I go without, it's actually not good because I get headaches. Need at least one or two real people sized servings a day with the iced tea (often brewed with fruit), and probably a cup for breakfast.
And I don't miss coffee of any sorts at all, because it's terribly bitter and disgusting.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's kind of windy tonight, the screen door and windows are open, and I can hear all the pedestrian crossing box beeps from a nearby intersection. Clearly enough I know which one by the number of beeps I'm hearing. And it's driving me nuts.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't know why or how this possible, but I can always understand what Kenny is saying in South Park when I'm stoned. But sober or any other drug (like alcohol) and he's so muffled it's a lost cause.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I hope I never forget this one semester, in my "smart kids" class, I was doing a big research project on how South Park is actually a great teacher of morality, and in that class the teacher suggested we get lunch somewhere for our last class, and not making much money me felt like Kenny protesting one of the most expensive places in town as it basically went completely unheard.