The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Viker]

Cain't sleep.

 

[Viker]

It is and that's why I spend so much time posting on RF.

When I pay attention to the news, I want to go up to a tall mountain and rain blasts of destruction down on all the evil people who dare to do things that are evil because I disagree with them. You know, like this:

Haven't seen my dad in while. He's not looking too bad for an old coot.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I personally think Cena apologizing for rightfully calling Taiwan a country is pretty bad, in many ways with many layers. Bad in a "I lost nearly all respect for him" sort of way (he does do a lot with Make a Wish and has done some good with his celebrity status), and bad in Iron Bamboo Curtain sort of way. Because it's definitely not just things involving people are Chinese and about globally where they are keeping close tabs and a clinching fist, now it's someone who is of a very pro-America entertainment that is heavily saturated with Americana getting on his knees to kiss Xi's crap-encrusted boots.

I don't know who Cena is...(searching)...oh a wrestler. Um. Well he is incorrect. Tiawan is not supported by mainland China and has been operating separately for a long time. It holds the old traditions that mainland dumped and tends towards a more representative government as opposed to China's dictator model. As long its its not militarily overrun Taiwan has a bright future.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I didn't have my procedure today (colonoscopy) Apparently I turned combative and violent while I was unconscious, ripped the IV out, and five people (including a doctor who is a big dude) couldn't restrain me? Because I'm a "strong, young kid"?

That sounds like something out of a spy film.

 

[Wu Wei]

I hate being called "kid."

Note to self..... DO NOT call the youngin' a kid

 

[Revoltingest]

I've hit a point where I'd just prefer "regular *** adult."

You'll always be a young whippersnapper to me.
(Unless you can catch up with me age.)

 

[Stevicus]

South African pastor farts on people's faces 'to heal them'

A South African pastor reportedly farts on people's faces as a healing process to cure all spiritual and physical problems. Pastor Christ Penelope, of SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in Siyandani Village, Limpopo, South Africa has created a buzz online for his unorthodox method of healing people after a photo of him sitting on the heads of people, apparently farting on them, went viral.

An attendee visiting the church complained, "When we come to church it's because we need prayers, not to be farted on." However, Pastor Penelope has defended his methods, insisting that he is simply demonstrating the power of God.

"It started with Master Jesus when he stepped on Peter. It is the demonstration of God's power. Just like God made Adam go into a deep sleep, it is a similar thing. God did anything with the body of Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep. He was not feeling anything. The Bible doesn't say anything about Adam saying 'God, you are hurting me'," the pastor told South African magazine Drum.

According to the pastor, farting near the person's nostrils is important so that the "healing power" can enter the body to do its work.

He said, "When they wake up from the deep sleep, they will tell you that they didn't feel anything. It is showing the power of God and those who needed healing are healed afterwards and others get to manifest at that moment. Remember when people try to tarnish your image, that is when he shows his glory. As long as souls are won into the kingdom, he who sits on the throne laughs at his enemies."

Surprisingly, many people wait up to two months to meet him to get farted on. Some even collect his farts in containers.

However, all pastors do not agree with Pastor Penelope's method of healing.

Pastor Jacob Sibiya from Kagiso told South African newspaper Daily Sun, "This is wrong. Nowhere does God say sit on people and they will be healed. Pastors should practice what's in the Bible, not what they think is in there."

Bishop Miso Mabunda from Meadowlands agreed, saying, "These are exactly the deeds the Bible warned us against. It said that at the end of the world, there'd be people who'd do things that will shock us. My advice will be for people to make their ways right with the Lord for the end is near."

Pastor Penelope reacted to criticism and said, "I don’t fart on people – I heal people."

Some people wait for 2 months for a chance to be farted on.

 

[Wu Wei]

You'll always be a young whippersnapper to me.
(Unless you can catch up with me age.)

And a youngin' to me.....

 

[Wu Wei]

South African pastor farts on people's faces 'to heal them'



Some people wait for 2 months for a chance to be farted on.

 

[sun rise]

Yawning

 

[Revoltingest]

And a youngin' to me.....

Despite your physical decrepitude, you're a
wee bit'o a whippersnapper to me, Booboo.

 

[Wu Wei]

Despite your physical decrepitude, you're a
wee bit'o a whippersnapper to me, Booboo.

I'm OK with that... Ya fetid old geezer deadbeat

 

[Revoltingest]

Pope kisses Auschwitz tattoo of Holocaust survivor...

 

[Wu Wei]

Veggie wrap for lunch....not bad

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't know who Cena is...(searching)...oh a wrestler. Um. Well he is incorrect. Tiawan is not supported by mainland China and has been operating separately for a long time. It holds the old traditions that mainland dumped and tends towards a more representative government as opposed to China's dictator model. As long its its not militarily overrun Taiwan has a bright future.

Wrestler turned actor. He called Taiwan a country (correct) and apparently some Chinese people became offended.
Apologizing for being right is the worst thing to apologize for, except when it's done to appease the cult of personality that is micromanaged by a dictator.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

South African pastor farts on people's faces 'to heal them'



Some people wait for 2 months for a chance to be farted on.

Ok, that is Eric Cartman in costume.

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't know who Cena is...(searching)...oh a wrestler. Um. Well he is incorrect. Tiawan is not supported by mainland China and has been operating separately for a long time. It holds the old traditions that mainland dumped and tends towards a more representative government as opposed to China's dictator model. As long its its not militarily overrun Taiwan has a bright future.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Probably good for his own safety he doesn't do wrestling anymore. I could someone getting "stiff" with him and deliberately hurting him for apologizing to China.

 

[Wu Wei]

Probably good for his own safety he doesn't do wrestling anymore. I could someone getting "stiff" with him and deliberately hurting him for apologizing to China.

 

[Viker]