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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I just can't take Secretary Blinken seriously because of...........

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod
Eugene Field - 1850-1895

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe,—
Sailed on a river of crystal light
Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring-fish
That live in this beautiful sea;
Nets of silver and gold have we,"
Said Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

The old moon laughed and sang a song,
As they rocked in the wooden shoe;
And the wind that sped them all night long
Ruffled the waves of dew;
The little stars were the herring-fish
That lived in the beautiful sea.
"Now cast your nets wherever you wish,—
Never afraid are we!"
So cried the stars to the fishermen three,
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

All night long their nets they threw
To the stars in the twinkling foam,—
Then down from the skies came the wooden shoe,
Bringing the fishermen home:
'Twas all so pretty a sail, it seemed
As if it could not be;
And some folk thought 'twas a dream they'd dreamed
Of sailing that beautiful sea;
But I shall name you the fishermen three:
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes,
And Nod is a little head,
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies
Is a wee one's trundle-bed;
So shut your eyes while Mother sings
Of wonderful sights that be,
And you shall see the beautiful things
As you rock in the misty sea
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three:—
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

I am thinking you need to be......fixed

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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
I need a drink of water

So, you needed a drink of water, and decided to crash a pool party with some of your buddies, huh?


Watch: Seven bears crash high school pool party in Tennessee - UPI.com

May 26 (UPI) -- A pool party in Tennessee was interrupted when a group of bears decided to join in on the celebration and go for a swim.

Michelle Johnson posted a video to YouTube showing what happened when the Jefferson County High School Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps, or JROTC, attempted to have a party at the Chalet Village pool in Gatlinburg.

A JROTC party, too, so now you'll have those Army boys on your tail.

"Black bears in the Great Smoky Mountains are beautiful but please be respectful, keep your distance, and don't feed them," Johnson wrote.

Johnson said in a Facebook post that Chalet Village employees told her bears are frequently seen in the area, but the group that visited the pool was unusually large.

"The guys at Chalet Village said they had never seen so many at one time," she wrote.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
All hail the new mod
who has a smelly bod
from eating much scrod
and refusing accepting God
There once was a dog from obedience school.
They gave him the boot cuz he broke every rule.
To RF he flees
And with him his fleas
Where he humps legs of posters he covers in drool.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes.
But then I met a man who had no feet.
So I took his shoes, & felt much better.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
It's 25c, (77f) and projected to get warmer, up to 30c (86f) by midweek and 33c (91+f) by next weekend. I think perhaps summer has arrived

If this keeps up i may have to discard my thermal underwear
 
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