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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Good question.
Perhaps the driver switched on his mercury vortex
anti-gravity generator for the front of the car?

Thats it, a common mistake, always flick front and rear switches at the same time otherwise unpredictable predictable results will occur
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Good question.
Perhaps the driver switched on his mercury vortex
anti-gravity generator for the front of the car?

Thats it, a common mistake, always flick front and rear switches at the same time otherwise unpredictable predictable results will occur
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
...because there are just too many train movies. Am I right?

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Piffle. Earth is moving towards Leo at around 390 kilometres per second... 1404000 kph (872405mph)

And around the sun at 67,000 mph (107,826.05 kph)... but I just need the revolution around the axis to stop so I can get off
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I occasionally hit 70mph in Mr Van.
(Only downhill when avoiding braking.)

I occasionally hit 70mph when driving to work in the morning...no...wait...thats not right.......I regularly hit 70mph when driving to work in the morning.......
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Wait until your neighborhood becomes of a warzone of birds fighting over trees (and even the surrounding lawns). Often I'll see one bird chasing off another bird, birds fighting in trees, and screaming and yelling at each other all day.
I personally blame the scrub jays, a.k.a. Hell's BIrds Motorbeak Club. They're so mean and nasty and such bullies they'll bully crows despite being much smaller, they eat baby birds and eggs and even small adult birds, and they'll brazenly attack cats, dogs, and humans. And their squawks and screeches are a hideous industrial-like sound.
This pretty monster is something I'd wish on no one.
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And it sucks they are so nasty and mean and because they are very pretty birds.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I occasionally hit 70mph when driving to work in the morning...no...wait...thats not right.......I regularly hit 70mph when driving to work in the morning.......

I'll bet 70 mph gets very sore from being hit so much.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The temperature is 293K right now. And that answers those who think google news is useless for any purpose whatsoever.
 
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