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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am starting to feel trapped by rideshare. Granted, I am at an outlier of maintenance demands, but even with a more normal demand I'm wanting something else. But when all the money has went this way and that way, I'd be not that much more than a lesser week with rideshare. And that's if I can make $20/hour.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Now I feel like calling someone, they're not in this thread, a lazy, good for nothin', three-chinned ol' one-eyed, gold-toothed wind chime who can barely even manage using Google over the sound of their mother calling them for their hamburger Happy Meal delivered from Doordash, after reading a post.
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I need to try again to learn this marketing and advertising thing and actually getting people to buy my stuff.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Working for oneself is tough. Creativity is only the start. Marketing is needed as is accounting.
Marketing is where I fall short. Every time. I have even failed to resell things others we're reselling for a highly inflated price.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Sounds like good fodder for the famous "Dave's not here" joke.

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PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I'm on at least day 3 of my cold and possibly much further along than that. It's a bad cold, but I don't really see it as coronavirus. I do believe I *may* have caught coronavirus 6 or so months ago, though. Whatever I had then, I experienced brain fog, and my tear ducts were acting up, causing my eyes to tear despite me not experiencing real sadness.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
The other day I saw someone whose appearance was immaculately constructed. The dude looked like he came out of a machine. His bling was at perfectly symmetric angles. His fro was short, perfectly symmetrical, tightly curled. He had the men in black sunglasses. He also did not walk. He glided. His shirt was somewhat reflective, somehow shimmering but not glossy. Its color was indeterminate, perhaps shifting.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The other day I saw someone whose appearance was immaculately constructed. The dude looked like he came out of a machine. His bling was at perfectly symmetric angles. His fro was short, perfectly symmetrical, tightly curled. He had the men in black sunglasses. He also did not walk. He glided. His shirt was somewhat reflective, somehow shimmering but not glossy. Its color was indeterminate, perhaps shifting.
Pretty darn sure that wasn't me or @RayofLight.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
The other day I saw someone whose appearance was immaculately constructed. The dude looked like he came out of a machine. His bling was at perfectly symmetric angles. His fro was short, perfectly symmetrical, tightly curled. He had the men in black sunglasses. He also did not walk. He glided. His shirt was somewhat reflective, somehow shimmering but not glossy. Its color was indeterminate, perhaps shifting.

Probably just @Wu Wei in one of his dinner disguises.
 
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