The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Thus you are here among the peasants rather than on a $100M yacht with hot and cold running staff.

Rubbing it in, eh.

 

[sun rise]

Rubbing it in, eh.

Wax on. Wax off.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I had my chocolate milk and now I'm a nice, almost pettable, wolverine.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I managed to break down 1 tent, but in the middle of breaking down the 2nd tent the sky began to sprinkle. So I had to quickly refasten the fly. I've been waiting for days to get these dried and cleaned out. Maybe I'll get the other one done tomorrow.

 

[Revoltingest]

I managed to break down 1 tent, but in the middle of breaking down the 2nd tent the sky began to sprinkle. So I had to quickly refasten the fly. I've been waiting for days to get these dried and cleaned out. Maybe I'll get the other one done tomorrow.

Were these pants tents?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Were these pants tents?

They were neither tense nor pants, nor participants, nor past tense. No, these were past tents.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm tired if being tired and napping so much.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Viker]

I'm tired if being tired and napping so much.

Chug coffee. Lots of delicious coffee round the clock.

 

[Stevicus]

So I had to quickly refasten the fly.

Refasten the fly? Aren't you worried he might be plotting revenge?

 

[Stevicus]

Chug coffee. Lots of delicious coffee round the clock.

I do that, too, but I still need to take the occasional nap.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Chug coffee. Lots of delicious coffee round the clock.

Doesn't help.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I love this guitar solo and how it screams in a song about being cannibalized.

 

[Revoltingest]

I expect to leave for the truck & tractor show tomorrow eve.
I'm taking Mr Duplex.

 

[Stevicus]

I got a call today. It was a recording of someone claiming to be from Customs and Border Protection. They said they seized a box of illegal drugs with my name on it, and said that in order to resolve the matter, press 1. I didn't press 1.

It came on my work phone, so I told my workmates, and they all laughed at me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I got a call today. It was a recording of someone claiming to be from Customs and Border Protection. They said they seized a box of illegal drugs with my name on it, and said that in order to resolve the matter, press 1. I didn't press 1.

It came on my work phone, so I told my workmates, and they all laughed at me.

That must be for these strange UPS delivery text thingies I get.
But, of course, that's not a winning response. A winner would have stayed on the phone until a human picked up to inform this person "Dave's not here."

 

[Revoltingest]

I got a call today. It was a recording of someone claiming to be from Customs and Border Protection. They said they seized a box of illegal drugs with my name on it, and said that in order to resolve the matter, press 1. I didn't press 1.

It came on my work phone, so I told my workmates, and they all laughed at me.

Perhaps you'll be able to post here from prison.

 

[Stevicus]

Perhaps you'll be able to post here from prison.

Never happen. They won't ever take me alive.

 

[Stevicus]

17 million gallons of sewage spill into ocean, close miles of LA beaches - UPI.com

July 13 (UPI) -- Miles of beaches along the Southern California coast in the Los Angeles area remained closed on Tuesday after 17 million gallons of sewage leaked into the Pacific Ocean.

Officials said the sewage came from the Hyperion treatment plant and spilled into Santa Monica Bay on Sunday.

As a result, about 4 miles of beaches were closed Monday to swimmers and surfers.

"Water samples are being tested and I'm getting more information about the scope of the problem," Los Angeles County Supervisor Janice Hahn tweeted. "Beaches from El Segundo to the Dockweiler RV Park are closed for swimming."

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health closed off the affected areas and said the beaches will stay closed until test results are "confirmed negative for elevated bacteria."

"Public Health officials are advising residents to avoid contact with ocean water in the affected areas," the department said in a statement. "Beach users are advised to stay out of the water until the advisory is removed."

The Hyperion Water Reclamation Plant is Los Angeles' largest and oldest sewage treatment facility and can handle about 450 million gallons of water each day.

"The plant's relief system was triggered and sewage flows were controlled through use of the plant's one-mile outfall and discharge of untreated sewage into Santa Monica Bay," Executive Plant Manager Timeyin Dafeta said, according to USA Today.

 

[Wu Wei]

Talking of Canada, when is the good mrs wu moving you there?

Can't even go to Canada yet, border still closed and per Justin, it will remain closed until 75% of the Canadian population is vaccinated. They are currently at 40%. Besides, that place is rented already