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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Only if it includes sausage. Though something I found out, is that you always have to be careful saying the word "sausage" on the internet. Apparently it has a dual-meaning.
I know you can't have sausage without USA.

I have heard that too.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Only if it includes sausage. Though something I found out, is that you always have to be careful saying the word "sausage" on the internet. Apparently it has a dual-meaning.
Flapjacks covered in real maple syrup, two eggs, bacon and pork sausage with a double side of biscuits and gravy sounds good. But it is chronically toxic in some instances.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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I've also learned that if certain people ask to deliver you a large pizza with "extra sausage" at night, you should decline.
I don't order pizza, so I should be safe against errors other people might make regarding processed meat products.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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I had no idea you felt that way about me. This... this... this.... is a surprise.
Unless you are a breakfast high in calories, fat and cholesterol, I don't think you would classify as chronically toxic.

I think you can acquire toxicity from eating haggis. Like poison dart frogs acquiring their toxins from the environment.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
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Well the whole family seems to have a stomach bug. Lucky we have enough toilets to go around.
 

Brickjectivity

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I like to use glass pie plates instead of normal plates. They are sturdy, always stack with on another, can top various glass pots and metal pots. The trouble with them is that they have high sides, so spoons forks and knives tend to fall either in or out of the plate.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I like to use glass pie plates instead of normal plates. They are sturdy, always stack with on another, can top various glass pots and metal pots. The trouble with them is that they have high sides, so spoons forks and knives tend to fall either in or out of the plate.

PIE!!!!!! There's PIE!!!! Where's the PIE???
 

Stevicus

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PIE!!!!!! There's PIE!!!! Where's the PIE???

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Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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It's simple physics.

The best way to solve problems that don't exist is to employ solutions that don't solve anything.

If you wear two right shoes, you'll never be wrong.

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