The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I didn't see anything. So I guess I'll leave spotting innuendos to the experts.

That was his intent, my young padawan.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

The More You Are, the Longer You'll Take...

 

[Revoltingest]

Man used AI to bring back deceased fiance. Tech creators freak...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

That was his intent, my young padawan.

The term "Padawan", though friendly, has been known to trigger a wolverine or two out in the wild. Luckily, you're safe though. My hormone skittles are kind of fixing my random transformations into a furry little monster with the bite pressure of a large dog.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Indian navy receives its first two MH-60 helicopters - UPI.com

Do you know who I should contact in the government to cut a deal like that for myself? It would be a great addition to the Rabbit Navy that all rabbit kind could look on with pride.

Think of the shock and awe of 6 attack helicopters flying into combat crewed by rabbits. Not only that but the surprise factor of such a sight would give us a real tactical advantage.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Man used AI to bring back deceased fiance. Tech creators freak...

Who is Al?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How much steak is enough?

 

[Revoltingest]

Who is Al?

Al Coholic.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I suggest we cede all the disputed territory to China. They're very good at creating a dispute or seizing on an old one to assert they're in charge.

Does it have to be a dispute by or including China? I have a dispute over the territory of Mar-a-Lago as far as anyone knows. If they wanted to take it over fully furnished and occupied, I don't think I could stop them.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I find myself giggling more lately. Laughing at things that are just borderline funny.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Al Coholic.

I wasn't sure. I wondered if it could be the steak sauce guy.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Since it's been organized, it should become the Disorganized Territory

We could cede it to a wholly owned subsidiary of the US under new management and call it the Reorganized, Disorganized, Unorganized Territory or simply Missouri.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I find myself giggling more lately. Laughing at things that are just borderline funny.

I find myself laughing at minor personal tragedies more lately as long as they are not my own. Is that borderline evil?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Subtle you are.

I just do the reporting and leave it to my national audience to draw their own conclusions.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I didn't see anything. So I guess I'll leave spotting innuendos to the experts.

Sometimes I see things that aren't there right next to things that are there that I don't see.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I find myself laughing at minor personal tragedies more lately as long as they are not my own. Is that borderline evil?

Not really, but something borderline evil I do is... it seemed to make some other people laugh too, but I recall a thread, that I've mentioned about before, where a poster asked if we were wearing sexy clothing and what kind, and I simply responded "I'm wearing" with a certain word at the end that's like another word I mentioned, but with the -y taken off.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I am going for it! That's right. Me. It. Going for.

Try and stop me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Not really, but something borderline evil I do is... it seemed to make some other people laugh too, but I recall a thread, that I've mentioned about before, where a poster asked if we were wearing sexy clothing and what kind, and I simply responded "I'm wearing" with a certain word at the end that's like another word I mentioned, but with the -y taken off.

I never wear y until after Labor Day.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I never wear y until after Labor Day.

I've always liked wearing y on Halloween. It chases away what good spirits still lurk.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Does anyone know what lawnmower friendly means? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it a cut above?