The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[PoetPhilosopher]

Does anyone know what lawnmower friendly means? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it a cut above?

Lawnmower friendly? Sounds hopping mad.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've always liked wearing y on Halloween. It chases away what good spirits still lurk.

Ah. The fall in Bridgeport. The family decked out in y.

Some people wonder y. I say y not.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Lawnmower friendly? Sounds hopping mad.

Wouldn't that be pogo stick unfriendly?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Ah. The fall in Bridgeport. The family decked out in y.

Some people wonder y. I say y not.

To y or not to y, that is the nature of y.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

As I relaxed upon the grass I soon discovered that such pleasantry was not lawnmower friendly. Y? Y always me? Am I forever doomed to this unorganized territory? Shall I toil endlessly, making it harder to live longer on less money. To languish in my Missouri waiting for a couple of shots from Al Coholic to enter Canada and marry my deceased fiancée.
.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

To y or not to y, that is the nature of y.

There is always the DIYers.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

As I relaxed upon the grass I soon discovered that such pleasantry was not lawnmower friendly. Y? Y always me? Am I forever doomed to this unorganized territory? Shall I toil endlessly, making it harder to live longer on less money. To languish in my Missouri waiting for a couple of shots from Al Coholic to enter Canada and marry my deceased fiancée.
.

As the cold, chilly weather set in across Illinois, I soon realized it summer. As I stand and admire the sight of dead grass and angry wasps, I start to have a philosophical thought that causes me an epiphany - no, wait, that was a bee sting.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Now they are telling me that I forgot to take my meds.

If you are going to hear voices, the least they can do is remind you of important events.

I like to think of them as the administrative assistants in my mind.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Now they are telling me that I forgot to take my meds.

If you are going to hear voices, the least they can do is remind you of important events.

I like to think of them as the administrative assistants in my mind.

The voices are meaningless. They threaten people, but no matter how much people beg them to follow through on those threats, the voices just can't bring themselves to do so.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

As the cold, chilly weather set in across Illinois, I soon realized it summer. As I stand and admire the sight of dead grass and angry wasps, I start to have a philosophical thought that causes me an epiphany - no, wait, that was a bee sting.

Sting, never one to let grass grow under him or his bass, set out for the river to meet Tom Sawyer in a rush. The day was warm and sunny and he felt like a spirit in the material world. Little did he know what awaited him around the next bend of the river on that fateful day.

Dee Snider dressed in fishnets with a gallon of cider.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Sting, never one to let grass grow under him or his bass, set out for the river to meet Tom Sawyer in a rush. The day was warm and sunny and he felt like a spirit in the material world. Little did he know what awaited him around the next bend of the river on that fateful day.

Dee Snider dressed in fishnets with a gallon of cider.

I'll have to resort to new lows to beat that.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The voices are meaningless. They threaten people, but no matter how much people beg them to follow through on those threats, the voices just can't bring themselves to do so.

Mine keep my life organized. They set up appointments. Remind me of things. If you are going to hear them, they might as well make themselves useful. Communication is leadership.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Communication is leadership.

It certainly is. You become what you wear. And take cats for example. They get in a bowl. They become the bowl. Cats are truly a liquid. And that's my story. Of how I joined Walnut Street.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The More You Are, the Longer You'll Take...

Try as I might, I have not been able to make your words sound dirty and yet completely acceptable here under the rules.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It certainly is. You become what you wear. And take cats for example. They get in a bowl. They become the bowl. Cats are truly a liquid. And that's my story. Of how I joined Walnut Street.

What is up with cats and boxes? Why? There are no boxes in nature.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

What is up with cats and boxes? Why? There are no boxes in nature.

Boxes were invented in the 1970's as part of the evangelical movement. @sun rise remembers. And LGBT+ was invented when those slick pink boots were worn in the Scooby-Doo movie.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is it possible to purchase an unorthodox paradox new in the box while only wearing socks?

 

[Stevicus]

Do you know who I should contact in the government to cut a deal like that for myself? It would be a great addition to the Rabbit Navy that all rabbit kind could look on with pride.

Think of the shock and awe of 6 attack helicopters flying into combat crewed by rabbits. Not only that but the surprise factor of such a sight would give us a real tactical advantage.

Just like Gunny Rabbit from Captain Combat.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Boxes were invented in the 1970's as part of the evangelical movement. @sun rise remembers. And LGBT+ was invented when those slick pink boots were worn in the Scooby-Doo movie.

Ruh roh!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Just like Gunny Rabbit from Captain Combat.

Is that Harold Ramis as Mr. Green Fatigues?